Malaysia, truly crazier

Malaysia airlines 747-400

I’ve always said that no matter how bad one thinks Singapore is, there’s always Malaysia to make us thankful we don’t live there.

I also think that the whole violence and burning of churches and temples could’ve been avoided if Malaysia had faster broadband connections. The ingterneck is so slow that you’d get really angry waiting for something to download. And when you want to flame someone, the connection drops out.

Unlike here, where our internet connections are just slower than the other modern Asian countries like Japan, Taiwan, Korea and Hong Kong.

So on my one-of-Asia’s-fastest-broadband connections, I was able to come across this post on which had some stuff which would’ve made for a segment on a show if not for the fact that it’s not that funny, and that the MDA would go berserk and scream bloody racial sensitivity.

Malaysian Religious Fanatic with Slow Broadband: We have zero tolerance on the use of the word ‘Allah’ by non Muslims! From now on we will firebomb the following:
The State of Allah-ska!
The State of Allah-bama!
Any structure made with Allah-baster!
People who exclaim Allah-mak!
The Disney movie Allah-Din

Any others you can think of that will incite violent behaviour? Put it on our blacklist here!

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15 responses to “Malaysia, truly crazier”

  1. Benjamin Lee Avatar

    From Malaysia, truly crazier

  2. Benjamin Lee Avatar

    From Malaysia, truly crazier

  3. RT @miyagi: From – Malaysia, truly crazier

  4. RT @miyagi: From Malaysia, truly crazier

  5. @miyagi: From – Malaysia, truly crazier

  6. Ting Avatar

    I will make sure I order set meals in restaurants next time, just to be safe.

  7. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Good one. “We only serve buffet to non-Muslims!”

  8. strayhorn Avatar

    Allah Fitzgerald will be banned from Malaysian radio for Satanic songs.

  9. siew Avatar

    À la carte! lol.

  10. ed Avatar

    I see. I suppose you also think that the great confucian past time of eating, shopping and gambling is the be all and end all of life too. Malaysia is far more than stone-throwing-at-churches. Perhaps your belittled personality tends to lead you to see nothing but the obvious or/and superficial amongst others. Quite typical.

  11. Fran Avatar

    Hi there,

    Thanks very much for your interesting blog. It's always nice to see how people on the other side of the globe live, how they share the same joys and sorrows, what they do in their free time, etc.

    I actually have a question about your blog. Would you mind helping us with a linguistic research project? We're compiling data from various Singaporean weblogs. All it requires is checking a few boxes. If you want to take part and/or have more questions, drop me a note ( RE: Question ) so that I can then send you the 'official' project eMail. We'd really appreciate your help.

    Thanks very much in advance!
    Best regards,
    – Fran

  12. hnming Avatar

    The “Backstroke of the West” version of Star Wars, because “Allah Gold” becomes Darth Vader.

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