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Ship shape


There was one thing hard to miss at the newsstand where I bought my cigarettes today. It was this new magazine (which I had already bought last week), which was plastered all over the deck, on the awning and clipped on the strings they use to hang magazines. I’m thinking, man, she’s a hottie on this cover.

Then I get home and the phone rings with the ID showing an unknown number.

Hi, this is May, um, did you scan the cover of ‘Shape’? Can you email it to me cos I don’t have a scanner?

Um, yeah I scanned it. OK I email you. What’s your address?

Later, I called my contact to verify if my number was given to her. In case it was a prank. It wasn’t.

Sometimes, I am pleased I used to be talent scout par excellence. You never know when a hottie will call you for a favour.

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26 thoughts on “Ship shape”

  1. Wow a twin..betcha would finally be able to materialize every guy’s fantasy of getting lucky with a pair of twins..kinda like Austin Powers remember…fuk mi and fuk you..heh

  2. Obligatory show off post: I have seen her a few times at parties, one was a pool one where she was wearing a bikini. Yes. I know their names, but I guess I won’t post it here.

    This is the cynical part of me talking, don’t mean to discredit your good fortune, but inherently, is anything gained from doing a favour for a hottie? The request for help might simulate social interaction, but other than that, there’s not much equity. Unless she decided to show her gratitude to you in an interesting manner, that you have refrained from blogging about here. Either way, its still better than doing favours for ugly, normal people…haha

  3. Obligatory show off post: I have seen her a few times at parties, one was a pool one where she was wearing a bikini. Yes. I know their names, but I guess I won’t post it here.

    This is the cynical part of me talking, don’t mean to discredit your good fortune, but inherently, is anything gained from doing a favour for a hottie? The request for help might simulate social interaction, but other than that, there’s not much equity. Unless she decided to show her gratitude to you in an interesting manner, that you have refrained from blogging about here. Either way, its still better than doing favours for ugly, normal people…haha

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