Ship shape


There was one thing hard to miss at the newsstand where I bought my cigarettes today. It was this new magazine (which I had already bought last week), which was plastered all over the deck, on the awning and clipped on the strings they use to hang magazines. I’m thinking, man, she’s a hottie on this cover.

Then I get home and the phone rings with the ID showing an unknown number.

Hi, this is May, um, did you scan the cover of ‘Shape’? Can you email it to me cos I don’t have a scanner?

Um, yeah I scanned it. OK I email you. What’s your address?

Later, I called my contact to verify if my number was given to her. In case it was a prank. It wasn’t.

Sometimes, I am pleased I used to be talent scout par excellence. You never know when a hottie will call you for a favour.

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26 responses to “Ship shape”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    You’re a talent scout?!

    I always thought they are pervys.

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    You’re a talent scout?!

    I always thought they are pervys.

  3. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    There are talent scouts and there are talent scouts.

  4. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    There are talent scouts and there are talent scouts.

  5. cokecat Avatar

    that IS talent 😛

  6. cokecat Avatar

    that IS talent 😛

  7. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    errr I don’t understand. What just transpired here?

    An unknown person asked you to scan it?

  8. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    errr I don’t understand. What just transpired here?

    An unknown person asked you to scan it?

  9. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Friend of hers asked me to scan it.

  10. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Friend of hers asked me to scan it.

  11. Isoroku Avatar

    and the model’s name is May right?

    ohhh respect….!!!

  12. Isoroku Avatar

    and the model’s name is May right?

    ohhh respect….!!!

  13. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

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  15. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Mr Miyagi always gets the girls…

  16. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Mr Miyagi always gets the girls…

  17. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Best part is, she’s got a twin-sister. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! (No, that’s not their names).

  18. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Best part is, she’s got a twin-sister. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! (No, that’s not their names).

  19. Lost In Transition Avatar

    Wow a twin..betcha would finally be able to materialize every guy’s fantasy of getting lucky with a pair of twins..kinda like Austin Powers remember…fuk mi and fuk you..heh

  20. Lost In Transition Avatar

    Wow a twin..betcha would finally be able to materialize every guy’s fantasy of getting lucky with a pair of twins..kinda like Austin Powers remember…fuk mi and fuk you..heh

  21. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Doubt it. But the thought does cross my mind every now and again, and again.

  22. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Doubt it. But the thought does cross my mind every now and again, and again.

  23. Your Mother, Your Father And Me. Avatar

    Obligatory show off post: I have seen her a few times at parties, one was a pool one where she was wearing a bikini. Yes. I know their names, but I guess I won’t post it here.

    This is the cynical part of me talking, don’t mean to discredit your good fortune, but inherently, is anything gained from doing a favour for a hottie? The request for help might simulate social interaction, but other than that, there’s not much equity. Unless she decided to show her gratitude to you in an interesting manner, that you have refrained from blogging about here. Either way, its still better than doing favours for ugly, normal people…haha

  24. Your Mother, Your Father And M Avatar

    Obligatory show off post: I have seen her a few times at parties, one was a pool one where she was wearing a bikini. Yes. I know their names, but I guess I won’t post it here.

    This is the cynical part of me talking, don’t mean to discredit your good fortune, but inherently, is anything gained from doing a favour for a hottie? The request for help might simulate social interaction, but other than that, there’s not much equity. Unless she decided to show her gratitude to you in an interesting manner, that you have refrained from blogging about here. Either way, its still better than doing favours for ugly, normal people…haha

  25. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    So astute. You win!

  26. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    So astute. You win!

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