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‘Subscribers of M1, Starhub and Singtel will receive the photograph of Mas Selamat via MMS free of charge,’ the police said.

Meanwhile, The Star of Malaysia says that “regional sources” believe that Mas Selamat Kastari is already in Indonesia because he knows “the backdoor to Bintan”.

You learn something new about this country and it’s environs every day. First, there’s an ISD detention centre on Whitley Road, then there’s a backdoor to Bintan. I can’t wait to hear what’s next.

Theorists, meanwhile, are also not heeding MHA’s statement not to speculate on the circumstances surrounding the escape.

What you can do to help the dragnet is to ask your condo security guards not to sleep during the night, as they are wont to do, this being Singapore and all. So safe and all that, because I imagine the escapee to be a little on the desperate side, and people who are a little on the desperate side are wont to do things which are a little on the desperate side.

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