Very very slow news day?

Eh, Mun Wai, scoop! You do this story lah!

Dowan! Anything else? Disaster? Accidents? Injuries? Riots?

Nope. Nada. That’s the best you’ve got.

OK then.

And we won’t be sending a photographer with you.

OK then.

Technorati Tags: channelnewsasia, news, Singapore