Where da weekend go?

It’s a pain having a bad flu and having to move house.

You can call me Professor of Grumpology now, because I am still the big time grump. So grumpy I’ve griped at things I’d normally let slide – such as Spizza’s lackadaisical chefs (the ones at Serangoon Gardens – I don’t know about the other branches), to whom I have this to say:

Parma ham is to be shaved thinly, not cut into meaty chunks that give it the look and texture of beef jerky.

Here, come, I show you:

Theeck Theeck Parma Ham Pizza
Spizza’s Sparma Ham – thick and chewy


Normal Parma Ham – delicate and tasty

Thinly sliced, Parma ham’s great with rocket or rockmelon. But if you do it the Spizza Serangoon Garden way, (haha Serangoon Garden Way), it becomes what my grandma calls in Hokkien, ‘Kiam Tok Tok’, or ‘Salty like fuck’.

Of course, being pre-occupied with moving meant I only had a little time to gripe about such things, as well as news of the devastating Java earthquake, and news on Saturday (better late than never), that poverty in Singapore has been around since before the elections.

Being busy also meant I didn’t have time to congratulate my cousin, who worked for the successful Las Vegas Sands bid. I’m just wondering if any of my nosso good uncles might call him up like the time they did when they found out he worked for an international Ingteegraded Resock – and ask if he has any lobangs for da brudders to work in security.

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12 responses to “Where da weekend go?”

  1. stormie Avatar
    stormie

    Seems like Spizza at Club St is still the best one. The guys at the Balmoral branch can’t even make a proper salad.

  2. stormie Avatar
    stormie

    Seems like Spizza at Club St is still the best one. The guys at the Balmoral branch can’t even make a proper salad.

  3. Bear Bear Avatar

    Errh so chunky.. can still eat or not? Look scary… should ask for refund.. or ask the chef to taste it.

  4. Bear Bear Avatar

    Errh so chunky.. can still eat or not? Look scary… should ask for refund.. or ask the chef to taste it.

  5. yeogi Avatar
    yeogi

    very surprised that u do not know that there is a spizza at holland village where u claimed to have blogged from:

    About

    Welcome to Mr Miyagi’s Very Own Glob {Curiosa Felicitas}
    Mostly at Holland Village, Singapore.
    “My mutters make me remember. Later, I will talk about my girls” ~ Jack Flowers, Saint Jack – Paul Theroux

    fyi, spizza have been there for at least 4/5 year. i have resided there since 1999.

    cheers….

  6. yeogi Avatar
    yeogi

    very surprised that u do not know that there is a spizza at holland village where u claimed to have blogged from:

    About

    Welcome to Mr Miyagi’s Very Own Glob {Curiosa Felicitas}
    Mostly at Holland Village, Singapore.
    “My mutters make me remember. Later, I will talk about my girls” ~ Jack Flowers, Saint Jack – Paul Theroux

    fyi, spizza have been there for at least 4/5 year. i have resided there since 1999.

    cheers….

  7. Neek Avatar

    Want to enjoy your meal at Spizza?

    The trick is to only order pizza; their appetizers and desserts are all rubbish.

  8. Neek Avatar

    Want to enjoy your meal at Spizza?

    The trick is to only order pizza; their appetizers and desserts are all rubbish.

  9. FeebleChicken Avatar

    Somehow I associate your flu to the first picture and to me the yellow gump beside the meat looks disgusting.

  10. FeebleChicken Avatar

    Somehow I associate your flu to the first picture and to me the yellow gump beside the meat looks disgusting.

  11. darguel Avatar

    The Spizza that Jln Kayu is no better. Went there for mothers’ day and was served chao da pizza. They forgot our 2nd pizza while the waiters kept telling us it was on the way. Then when it finally arrived, half of the crusts were burnt.

    I think the Holland V branch is one of the best.

  12. darguel Avatar

    The Spizza that Jln Kayu is no better. Went there for mothers’ day and was served chao da pizza. They forgot our 2nd pizza while the waiters kept telling us it was on the way. Then when it finally arrived, half of the crusts were burnt.

    I think the Holland V branch is one of the best.

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