First, I saw myself speak for 2 seconds. (With the news being repeat broadcast 4 times, that’s 8 whole seconds of air time!)
Then I saw the news about ‘Singapore looking to legislate toilet parity’.
Then I saw S. Ramesh drink Newater water to prove it ‘tasted just like water’.
It’s not all gloom and doom, folks. We’ve got other stuff to talk about that won’t get us in trouble. Like asking how come the scholar-bloggar who made racist remarks on his blog which became really well-known all those months ago didn’t face sedition charges.