Don’t know how to play hijack

Last night there was only me and Dad at home.

It was a good, quiet dinner with a good chat about everything we could muster, seeing as we get to talk maybe only once a week at best.

We talked about how tired I was, and how I was ‘cannot go on like this‘, and ‘cannot go on like this still want to go out at night‘, and ‘you go out at night do what‘, and ‘must be careful go out at night a lot of gangsters‘.

After dinner, we chatted some more, about business, and how I should ‘set up a school teaching people how to gamble‘ because ‘casino coming up‘.

I told Dad that would be the funniest idea, seeing as I don’t gamble, don’t know how to gamble, and won’t even touch playing cards even if we’re not playing for money.

His eyes lit up as he told me, ‘I also! I don’t even know how to play hijack!’

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52 responses to “Don’t know how to play hijack”

  1. Shortphat K Avatar

    Muahahha!!! “Hijack!” your dad is DA BOMB la! Maybe u can invent a new game “hijack” n sell the concept to the IRs!

  2. Shortphat K Avatar

    Muahahha!!! “Hijack!” your dad is DA BOMB la! Maybe u can invent a new game “hijack” n sell the concept to the IRs!

  3. Shortphat K Avatar

    Muahahha!!! “Hijack!” your dad is DA BOMB la! Maybe u can invent a new game “hijack” n sell the concept to the IRs!

  4. Shortphat K Avatar

    Muahahha!!! “Hijack!” your dad is DA BOMB la! Maybe u can invent a new game “hijack” n sell the concept to the IRs!

  5. caleb Avatar
    caleb

    your dad is a genius. Let’s setup a school. I can teach. You can be the headmaster and just make sure our ads run in the papers.

  6. caleb Avatar
    caleb

    your dad is a genius. Let’s setup a school. I can teach. You can be the headmaster and just make sure our ads run in the papers.

  7. caleb Avatar
    caleb

    your dad is a genius. Let’s setup a school. I can teach. You can be the headmaster and just make sure our ads run in the papers.

  8. caleb Avatar
    caleb

    your dad is a genius. Let’s setup a school. I can teach. You can be the headmaster and just make sure our ads run in the papers.

  9. Jo Avatar

    a school sounds like a fab idea… gambling smart! play small, win big! how to recoup your losses! – all them kiasu singaporeans.. u sure make money =Pp

  10. Jo Avatar

    a school sounds like a fab idea… gambling smart! play small, win big! how to recoup your losses! – all them kiasu singaporeans.. u sure make money =Pp

  11. Jo Avatar

    a school sounds like a fab idea… gambling smart! play small, win big! how to recoup your losses! – all them kiasu singaporeans.. u sure make money =Pp

  12. Jo Avatar

    a school sounds like a fab idea… gambling smart! play small, win big! how to recoup your losses! – all them kiasu singaporeans.. u sure make money =Pp

  13. geroithe Avatar

    Hmmm just wondering…

    Does surfing wireless in those ‘hot spots’ cost a lot???

  14. geroithe Avatar

    Hmmm just wondering…

    Does surfing wireless in those ‘hot spots’ cost a lot???

  15. geroithe Avatar

    Hmmm just wondering…

    Does surfing wireless in those ‘hot spots’ cost a lot???

  16. geroithe Avatar

    Hmmm just wondering…

    Does surfing wireless in those ‘hot spots’ cost a lot???

  17. cour marly Avatar

    Puhleez. I’ve seen better photos of Bigfoot!

  18. cour marly Avatar

    Puhleez. I’ve seen better photos of Bigfoot!

  19. cour marly Avatar

    Puhleez. I’ve seen better photos of Bigfoot!

  20. cour marly Avatar

    Puhleez. I’ve seen better photos of Bigfoot!

  21. tscd Avatar

    Some father-son male bonding eh?

  22. tscd Avatar

    Some father-son male bonding eh?

  23. tscd Avatar

    Some father-son male bonding eh?

  24. tscd Avatar

    Some father-son male bonding eh?

  25. tscd Avatar

    By the way, a person needs a minimum of 5 hours sleep per day in order to function normally. Anything less than that and after a few days you may start to get psychotic. ๐Ÿ™‚

  26. tscd Avatar

    By the way, a person needs a minimum of 5 hours sleep per day in order to function normally. Anything less than that and after a few days you may start to get psychotic. ๐Ÿ™‚

  27. tscd Avatar

    By the way, a person needs a minimum of 5 hours sleep per day in order to function normally. Anything less than that and after a few days you may start to get psychotic. ๐Ÿ™‚

  28. tscd Avatar

    By the way, a person needs a minimum of 5 hours sleep per day in order to function normally. Anything less than that and after a few days you may start to get psychotic. ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. boozie Avatar

    eh, your dad also joker like you hor , but achery i really enjoy the joke , or was it suppose to be a joke , buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  30. boozie Avatar

    eh, your dad also joker like you hor , but achery i really enjoy the joke , or was it suppose to be a joke , buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  31. boozie Avatar

    eh, your dad also joker like you hor , but achery i really enjoy the joke , or was it suppose to be a joke , buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  32. boozie Avatar

    eh, your dad also joker like you hor , but achery i really enjoy the joke , or was it suppose to be a joke , buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  33. spunkymonkee Avatar

    Hey yo!
    Nice… you can set up that school and I will teach them how to dress for the casino. ๐Ÿ™‚

  34. spunkymonkee Avatar

    Hey yo!
    Nice… you can set up that school and I will teach them how to dress for the casino. ๐Ÿ™‚

  35. spunkymonkee Avatar

    Hey yo!
    Nice… you can set up that school and I will teach them how to dress for the casino. ๐Ÿ™‚

  36. spunkymonkee Avatar

    Hey yo!
    Nice… you can set up that school and I will teach them how to dress for the casino. ๐Ÿ™‚

  37. One Little Twit Avatar

    Oh my god, where did you get the elvis thingy? I saw it once in a car at Clarke Quay and i even took a picture of it.

  38. One Little Twit Avatar

    Oh my god, where did you get the elvis thingy? I saw it once in a car at Clarke Quay and i even took a picture of it.

  39. One Little Twit Avatar

    Oh my god, where did you get the elvis thingy? I saw it once in a car at Clarke Quay and i even took a picture of it.

  40. One Little Twit Avatar

    Oh my god, where did you get the elvis thingy? I saw it once in a car at Clarke Quay and i even took a picture of it.

  41. MysteryTanLines Avatar

    Al Queda has lessons on hijacking i think. haha

  42. MysteryTanLines Avatar

    Al Queda has lessons on hijacking i think. haha

  43. MysteryTanLines Avatar

    Al Queda has lessons on hijacking i think. haha

  44. MysteryTanLines Avatar

    Al Queda has lessons on hijacking i think. haha

  45. jeffyen Avatar

    Joking aside, I think a casino school would be a really good thing for the public! Sometimes, the casino would have their own in-house, free-chips ‘tutorial sessions’, but I’d rather have an objective person telling me the real, inside story on how to win, or if that’s statistically impossible, at least how to stretch my betting dollar.

    Lessons can include psychology of gaming, addiction, math, stats, and money management… go mrmiyagi!

  46. jeffyen Avatar

    Joking aside, I think a casino school would be a really good thing for the public! Sometimes, the casino would have their own in-house, free-chips ‘tutorial sessions’, but I’d rather have an objective person telling me the real, inside story on how to win, or if that’s statistically impossible, at least how to stretch my betting dollar.

    Lessons can include psychology of gaming, addiction, math, stats, and money management… go mrmiyagi!

  47. jeffyen Avatar

    Joking aside, I think a casino school would be a really good thing for the public! Sometimes, the casino would have their own in-house, free-chips ‘tutorial sessions’, but I’d rather have an objective person telling me the real, inside story on how to win, or if that’s statistically impossible, at least how to stretch my betting dollar.

    Lessons can include psychology of gaming, addiction, math, stats, and money management… go mrmiyagi!

  48. jeffyen Avatar

    Joking aside, I think a casino school would be a really good thing for the public! Sometimes, the casino would have their own in-house, free-chips ‘tutorial sessions’, but I’d rather have an objective person telling me the real, inside story on how to win, or if that’s statistically impossible, at least how to stretch my betting dollar.

    Lessons can include psychology of gaming, addiction, math, stats, and money management… go mrmiyagi!

  49. KwokSiong Avatar

    your father is such a joker!!! so damn hiliarious

  50. KwokSiong Avatar

    your father is such a joker!!! so damn hiliarious

  51. KwokSiong Avatar

    your father is such a joker!!! so damn hiliarious

  52. KwokSiong Avatar

    your father is such a joker!!! so damn hiliarious

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