The ST article on Tomorrow calls this an online diary. So hor, yeah, I woke up with a blinding headache today because it was way too hot.
It is a really slow blog day, what with all the media attention on Tomorrow. So hor, here’s a funny I’ve been saving:
I have a friend who saw my tattoo and decided he wanted one also. So I said, go get one lor.
And he said, ‘but I want one that’s meaningful’.
‘Nabeh, mine not meaningful lah?’
‘Yours is a dragon’.
‘Then what do you want yours to be? Dragon with a thought bubble saying something meaningful? Painful leh!’
‘I want something that reminds me of my grandfather’.
‘Can! Got!’
‘Got meh? Like what?’
‘You ask the tattoo artist to tattoo your backside: “Ah” on left buttcheek, “Kong” on right buttcheek’.
If that’s what’s underneath the Wookie suit… whoa. Brain cramp.
How about “ç²¾å¿ æŠ¥å…¬” but maybe must be more precise and put “ç²¾å¿ æŠ¥ahå…¬” else the å…¬ can be any å…¬ eg. tua-pek-gong, lao gong (hubby)….
How about “????” but maybe must be more precise and put “???ah?” else the ? can be any ? eg. tua-pek-gong, lao gong (hubby)….
den great granddad can put tua pek gong lah…
haa.
den great granddad can put tua pek gong lah…
haa.
“Dragon with a thought bubble saying something meaningful?”
dangnabbit! i spit my water trying not to laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!
eeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!
“Dragon with a thought bubble saying something meaningful?”
dangnabbit! i spit my water trying not to laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!
eeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!
wouldn’t it be a speech bubble?
“Miyagi say…get tattoo of dragon with speech bubble to remind me of grandfather”
very tak glam leh.
wouldn’t it be a speech bubble?
“Miyagi say…get tattoo of dragon with speech bubble to remind me of grandfather”
very tak glam leh.
If he wants something really meaningful, tell him to tattoo a big ‘W’ on each buttcheek. When he bends over it’ll say ‘WOW’!
Now that is really meaningful.
If he wants something really meaningful, tell him to tattoo a big ‘W’ on each buttcheek. When he bends over it’ll say ‘WOW’!
Now that is really meaningful.