Month: May 2005
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Life really has to move on
LMD was on MSN IM earlier and she asked me, ‘i shouldn’t get into trouble for writing things like “fuck you yellow pages” on my blog, right?’ I said no, because to say ‘fuck you yellow pages’ isn’t that bad, unless LMD accompanies that statement with an appropriate gesture and Yellow Pages and its employees…
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Hurrah, the world is a safer place now
So, the fella apologizes unreservedly and A*Star decides not to sue and puts word out that they have decided not to sue. And boy, has word been put out. The Rest of the Free World will now know that we’re all happy once more: …This is an invitation Across the nation A chance for the…
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A bit late, like Channel NewsAsia, but Happy 21st, Wendy Cheng!
We wuz honoured to be invited to Xiaxue’s 21st birthday party at Changi last last week, and I even got to wear her tiara. Queen for the night. Doesn’t get any better than this, this blogging life. By the time we got there, the birthday girl had turned 21, washed her makeup off with tears…
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Your grandfather tattoo
The ST article on Tomorrow calls this an online diary. So hor, yeah, I woke up with a blinding headache today because it was way too hot. It is a really slow blog day, what with all the media attention on Tomorrow. So hor, here’s a funny I’ve been saving: I have a friend who…
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My mother is meaner than yours
My mother was expecting us to take her out to a good meal. And though she didn’t articulate that expectation, her children had to meet it. Nothing less. Nothing less is what my mother expects. And it has been that way all her life. From jostling for the littlest bit of attention in her childhood,…