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The Man from UNCLE

Yes, I have pre-CNY anxiety. But that’s probably not why I haven’t been sleeping properly this year.

I have a new worry about CNY though. I’m beginning to worry I’m turning into one of them ‘uncles’ who’ll ask the young ‘uns dumb questions they’ll post later on their blogs. Such as, hey, JC orientation still on right? Did you get taupoked? So what is this Music Television? Do you hang out at the Heeren? You got Friendster profile? I got Friendster also! Want to add me?

In fact, just last Friday, the auntie at the coffee shop called me ‘Uncle’ three times and asked me if I wanted to eat popiah. See lah! Stingy a bit, want to have cheap beer at a coffee shop, and hey presto, you’re an ‘Uncle’.


Uncle Miyagi ate two

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Not every CNY you get FX sitting in the back seat of yer car! CNY 2001

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: And Your Bird Can Sing – The Beatles – Anthology 2 – Disc 1, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.
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37 thoughts on “The Man from UNCLE”

  1. haha… now everyone’s gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..

    the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..

    and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy’s mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh

  2. haha… now everyone’s gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..

    the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..

    and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy’s mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh

  3. Yo uncle! =P
    Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
    lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u ‘uncle’ lolx.
    Damm..so lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*

  4. Yo uncle! =P
    Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
    lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u ‘uncle’ lolx.
    Damm..so lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*

  5. Fiona looks like she’s sneeringly thinking: ‘ Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !’

  6. Fiona looks like she’s sneeringly thinking: ‘ Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !’

  7. Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.

  8. Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.

  9. Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I’ll have you know I don’t forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother’s car and I would’ve had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother’s car after I drive it! So rude!

  10. Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I’ll have you know I don’t forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother’s car and I would’ve had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother’s car after I drive it! So rude!

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