Yes, I have pre-CNY anxiety. But that’s probably not why I haven’t been sleeping properly this year.
I have a new worry about CNY though. I’m beginning to worry I’m turning into one of them ‘uncles’ who’ll ask the young ‘uns dumb questions they’ll post later on their blogs. Such as, hey, JC orientation still on right? Did you get taupoked? So what is this Music Television? Do you hang out at the Heeren? You got Friendster profile? I got Friendster also! Want to add me?
In fact, just last Friday, the auntie at the coffee shop called me ‘Uncle’ three times and asked me if I wanted to eat popiah. See lah! Stingy a bit, want to have cheap beer at a coffee shop, and hey presto, you’re an ‘Uncle’.
Uncle Miyagi ate two
Not every CNY you get FX sitting in the back seat of yer car! CNY 2001
Wah. How you get FX in your back seat?!
Haha!
Cheers~
–Andre
Wah. How you get FX in your back seat?!
Haha!
Cheers~
–Andre
Aunties at kopitiams call all males xiao-di. That auntie in that kopitiam you visited not properly educated in kopitiam etiquette, larh.
Aunties at kopitiams call all males xiao-di. That auntie in that kopitiam you visited not properly educated in kopitiam etiquette, larh.
haha… now everyone’s gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..
the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..
and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy’s mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh
haha… now everyone’s gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..
the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..
and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy’s mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh
Yo uncle! =P
Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u ‘uncle’ lolx.
Damm..so lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*
Yo uncle! =P
Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u ‘uncle’ lolx.
Damm..so lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*
Damn, I can just feel the pangs of envy building inside me now :D!
Damn, I can just feel the pangs of envy building inside me now :D!
Fiona looks like she’s sneeringly thinking: ‘ Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !’
Fiona looks like she’s sneeringly thinking: ‘ Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !’
How to get FX in backseat? Become Uncle can already isit? I am 32 years old. Qualified to be uncle lor.
How to get FX in backseat? Become Uncle can already isit? I am 32 years old. Qualified to be uncle lor.
Wow, didn’t know FX has such a long tongue…
Wow, didn’t know FX has such a long tongue…
There are more you don’t know, love. 😉
There are more you don’t know, love. 😉
“…but you lost more than that in my backseat”
– Bon Jovi, Never Say Goodbye –
rock lives…
“…but you lost more than that in my backseat”
– Bon Jovi, Never Say Goodbye –
rock lives…
If you’re a lucky uncle again this year, maybe she’ll do a sexy whinger on the last Star Awards. Heh heh.
If you’re a lucky uncle again this year, maybe she’ll do a sexy whinger on the last Star Awards. Heh heh.
You get FX in the back seat by asking her to get out of the front passenger seat.
You get FX in the back seat by asking her to get out of the front passenger seat.
Uncle Miyagi-ar.. I oso get CNY jitters. Those annoying pesky relatives-ar, they ohways ask why no boyflen, why not married yetch? How lar?
Uncle Miyagi-ar.. I oso get CNY jitters. Those annoying pesky relatives-ar, they ohways ask why no boyflen, why not married yetch? How lar?
FX’s breasts quite small in 2001… hmmmm
FX’s breasts quite small in 2001… hmmmm
Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.
Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.
Dang. You’ve got to teach us how you managed get Fiona Xie in your backseat.
Dang. You’ve got to teach us how you managed get Fiona Xie in your backseat.
via photoshop, no less?
via photoshop, no less?
Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I’ll have you know I don’t forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother’s car and I would’ve had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother’s car after I drive it! So rude!
Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I’ll have you know I don’t forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother’s car and I would’ve had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother’s car after I drive it! So rude!