We met in a marching contingent

iTunes is playing: Amazing – Alex Lloyd – Watching Angels Mend

Before I forget, happy birthday wishes to two snazzy women. Karen and LMD who turn twenty six and twenty nine. Many happy returns. Your blogs rawk.

And before we have delusions of living in an intelligent, cosmopolitan and driven society, here’s an article that has undergone a sense-of-irony-bypass operation: It’s about people who fall in love while participating in National Day parades.

As far as I know, you only get these sorts of news reports in countries such as the People’s Republic of China, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and…. damn! Rare! And what’s the name of our People’s ruling party?

For 36-year-old Vijay Chugani and his wife Candy, NDP rehearsals were excuses for them to meet and to date, when they met 12 years ago.

Twenty thousand points for originality!

Hey, you wanna go do NDP? I think we should really do something for our nation.

*bats eyelids* Oh, I thought you’d never ask!

OR, a sleazier scenario, maybe in some pub/club somewhere:

Hey babe, you’re really hot. Wanna NDP? I NDP you, then you NDP me?

You’re on. But I get to be parade commander and you be the Singapore Girl contingent.

Cue patriotic song sung by semi famous local singer who knows damn well she’s singing her own career death knell.

Don’t dooo eeeet Stefanie!!!

Oh, you mean you did it last year already?!

Oh… so how’s the year’s break going for you?

Oh… extending it.

Yeah, I’m all for finding yourself and doing other stuff too.

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28 responses to “We met in a marching contingent”

  1. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    These people get fireworks when they go on their dates mah. I jealous.

  2. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    These people get fireworks when they go on their dates mah. I jealous.

  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    alt: i osho jealous. love comes to u just liddat. hmmpf.

  4. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    alt: i osho jealous. love comes to u just liddat. hmmpf.

  5. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    … then there is the other National Day Parade where you can meet someone and possibly fall in love. Or not.

  6. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    … then there is the other National Day Parade where you can meet someone and possibly fall in love. Or not.

  7. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    Actually as a PR, I am actually amazed at how well the NDP turns out year after year. Dost thou haveth to be non singaporean to appreciate it?

    I would love to volunteer and perhaps meet some decent woman while I’m at it.

    Problem is, I don’t know where to sign up.

  8. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    Actually as a PR, I am actually amazed at how well the NDP turns out year after year. Dost thou haveth to be non singaporean to appreciate it?

    I would love to volunteer and perhaps meet some decent woman while I’m at it.

    Problem is, I don’t know where to sign up.

  9. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    DAMN!!! Some of them men are too HOT! I’m all flustered now.

  10. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    DAMN!!! Some of them men are too HOT! I’m all flustered now.

  11. cokecat Avatar

    the practices must be so boring…i can imagine everyone humming *stand by me*
    not!

  12. cokecat Avatar

    the practices must be so boring…i can imagine everyone humming *stand by me*
    not!

  13. JellyGirl Avatar

    Teehee, who would have thought NDP is more effective than Romancing Singapore! *tickled pink*

  14. JellyGirl Avatar

    Teehee, who would have thought NDP is more effective than Romancing Singapore! *tickled pink*

  15. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    CUriosa, I really like reading your blog.. So fun! and i think you’re hot!

    luv, Powerpuff!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    CUriosa, I really like reading your blog.. So fun! and i think you’re hot!

    luv, Powerpuff!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    oh no… powerpuff is now flirting with MrMIyagi… will the madness never end.

  18. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    oh no… powerpuff is now flirting with MrMIyagi… will the madness never end.

  19. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    caleb, you are such a whine-baby.. – powerpuff. 😛

  20. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    caleb, you are such a whine-baby.. – powerpuff. 😛

  21. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Mr Miyagi ALWAYS gets the girls!!!

    30something: 1 – 20something: 0

    LMD – the shit stirrer

  22. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Mr Miyagi ALWAYS gets the girls!!!

    30something: 1 – 20something: 0

    LMD – the shit stirrer

  23. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    thats cause he sounds charming :p = powerpuff

  24. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    thats cause he sounds charming :p = powerpuff

  25. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Erm. Thank you powerpuff? I shy only?

    Yes, Miyagi gets the girls sometimes. I am thinking of how to write about these two Finnish chicks we met tonight for dinner. Dunno where to begin…

  26. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Erm. Thank you powerpuff? I shy only?

    Yes, Miyagi gets the girls sometimes. I am thinking of how to write about these two Finnish chicks we met tonight for dinner. Dunno where to begin…

  27. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    shy?! for what?

    anyway, must figger out how to write abt the fin chicks.. we are all waiting to read it! *lol*

    – powerpuff

  28. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    shy?! for what?

    anyway, must figger out how to write abt the fin chicks.. we are all waiting to read it! *lol*

    – powerpuff

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