The Great Singapore Blackout

Firstly, WTF???!

I wanted to sleep, and was on the verge thereof. Closed my eyes even. A split-second later, complete silence. No air-con, no PC fan hum. I cursed the electrician and his newly installed power switchboard, then looked out the window and realised, ok, the whole neigbourhood’s a little dark. Nair mind, Teo Chee Hean’s my neighbour. Power sure come back one. Defence Minister leh.

Several SMS exchanges later, it dawns on me that this is something big. My farder the conspiracy theorist said, ‘I think sabotage you know?!’; My mum, sis and bro-in-law, who between them have twenty seven torchlights, turn them all on. My nephew screams for the whole family to muster round his bed. My brother reports via sms that all is still well in Chinatown, and that the official explanation of a gas disruption to the power station is complete BS.

The power’s just come back on, and after two hours of being lost in the unpowered wilderness, I quickly turn on my computer, hoping to log on. I can’t. I write this on my trusty offline blogging tool.

Two hours of a power failure and my whole life turns upside down.

I’ve taken the very desperate measure of taking out my phone’s SIM card and putting it into the Nokia D11 wifi/gprs/gsm combo thingie and stuck it into my computer just so I can get online and figure out what the hell’s wrong with my internet connection through SCV Maxonline. Fuck!

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15 responses to “The Great Singapore Blackout”

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  2. cokecat Avatar

    would have thought a blackout would help you sleep 😛

    everything nice and quiet…or you’ve been sleeping to the hum of pc fans and aircon for too long

  3. cokecat Avatar

    would have thought a blackout would help you sleep 😛

    everything nice and quiet…or you’ve been sleeping to the hum of pc fans and aircon for too long

  4. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    I confirm that SCV Maxonline was totalled f87ked up last night.

  5. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    I confirm that SCV Maxonline was totalled f87ked up last night.

  6. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    my scv maxonline was fine. the lifts in my building werent! =

  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    my scv maxonline was fine. the lifts in my building werent! =

  8. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Yes, I need the PC fan hum to sleep. Else the ringing in my ear is deafening.

    SCV should have some contingency for blackouts. Bloody hell. No money for UPSs or what?

  9. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Yes, I need the PC fan hum to sleep. Else the ringing in my ear is deafening.

    SCV should have some contingency for blackouts. Bloody hell. No money for UPSs or what?

  10. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I thought it was sabotage too!!!!

    -dg

  11. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I thought it was sabotage too!!!!

    -dg

  12. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    2 farkin hours and 27 candlelite minutes…my MP kayu. I SO paid my taxes. *grunt*

  13. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    2 farkin hours and 27 candlelite minutes…my MP kayu. I SO paid my taxes. *grunt*

  14. Shoe shaw Avatar
    Shoe shaw

    A black out is pretty cool…2 hrs of blissful peace and quiet…why spoil it with 27 torchlights and all that fuss….even in the event of a blackout, still trying to figure out the internet prob…thats sooo singaporean…get a life

  15. Shoe shaw Avatar
    Shoe shaw

    A black out is pretty cool…2 hrs of blissful peace and quiet…why spoil it with 27 torchlights and all that fuss….even in the event of a blackout, still trying to figure out the internet prob…thats sooo singaporean…get a life

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