It ain’t over till the blind man sings

$100 for the cheapest tix to Andrea Bocelli’s 2004 Tour! And the ticketing page (sistic lah) adds this instructional blurb: Please add to above price $2 SISTIC Fee for tickets above $20 and $1 SISTIC Fee for tickets below $20. Charges include GST.

Pay me $100, I sing the entire La Boheme for you er!