Tag: Signs of life
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More is more
So I graduated from Mach 3 Turbo, skipping Mach 3 Nitro, and straight on to Fusion Power. My car doesn’t run any faster or smoother, but for now, I shave more often than I usually do. Call it the novelty of a new razor. Or as the Cantonese put it, new toilet smell good for…
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Telling behaviour
Today, while waiting in the waiting room of a medical imaging place, a lady walked in with who I think is her elderly mother, and they spoke to the radiologist/medical imaging dude guy, and then they made their way out. I sez to them, ‘hang on, lemme get the door for you’, to which the…
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Beware the Dizziness Centre
I’d like to see the Dizziness Doctor please That’s for when your head’s still spinning from discovering that your friendly neighbourhood 7-Eleven, which is supposed to be open 24 hours – wasn’t one of their taglines ‘always close but never closed’? – isn’t open 24 hours: Taufik was really disappointed he could only sell Slurpees*…
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Non sequitur shopping
Unbreakable… But if broken, thumb considered sold Unbeatable, original logic Technorati Tags: Singapore
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A life less urinary
There are these urinals in the gents on the first floor of Great World City which might just make you stop urinating in mid-stream when you realise you’re pointing your pee-pee in the general direction of a tiger’s mouth or a gorilla’s open jaws. Symptoms vary. Some people feel like browning their pants.