Â “I said ‘have you tried doing it outdoors on the picnic table’, I didn’t say “have you tried doing it outdoors WITH the picnic table”!
An Ohio man was charged with public indecency after his neighbour videotaped him having sex with his picnic table.
“The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table…”
Exciting new positions: Look up your IKEA instructions now!