Tag: CNA

  • CNA marketing VP, please rot

    For sending out this email, the Channelnews Asia marketing and communications vice-president should rot – on earth first, alive, then reconstitute herself and rot in hell again, over and over. The same goes for any company or person who even contemplates her offer.

  • Channelnewsbetter always looks on the bright side

    WSJ article here; CNA article here

  • Channel Newsasia makes a meal of a vulnerable species of fish

    First published on greenkampong.com Our very own Channel Newsasia ignores the fact that the Giant Garoupa or Queensland Grouper was put on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species in 2006, and instead celebrates the story of a restaurateur who bought one this week and is selling it to customers at $20 per 200g. via Channel…

  • We are sorry we lost your money

    That’s the sentence that is mysteriously missing from reports and statements from Pasir Ris – Punggol Town Council and its MPs. Instead, we read that “half of S$4m investment not written off”, and that fixed deposits “will only give you minimal returns. At times, it doesn’t even cover inflation”. So losing $2m of residents’ money…

  • Cross dressing bank robber thwarted

    Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! It’s a crime wave! I mean, when was the last time we heard about an attempted bank robbery? I don’t know why, but this paragraph was especially funny to me: According to a CISCO guard who pinned down the suspect, he already knew that something was wrong when the suspect entered…