National precision jargon specialist
Learn to be a national precision engineering specialist whereby you will be able to throw water precisely at the back of your own head. While running. The ZoCard I found said, “Join a new breed of technologists getting our hearts pumping. Precision Engineering – it’s not just your life you’ll redefine”. I didn’t get it, […]
Download your free terrorist wallpaper
Forget cute licking kittens and puppies on your phone. Make sure you get your free suspected terrorist wallpaper today. ‘Subscribers of M1, Starhub and Singtel will receive the photograph of Mas Selamat via MMS free of charge,’ the police said. Meanwhile, The Star of Malaysia says that “regional sources” believe that Mas Selamat Kastari is […]
Change the message
On the Feb 28 episode of her show, store Ellen DeGeneris talked about the recent murder of an openly gay 8th grader (15 years old) by a fellow 8th grader he had asked to be his valentine: “If the message is that being gay is so horrible that you can be killed for it, unhealthy […]
All stops pulled out in search for fugitive
View Larger Map Don’t speculate how he escaped, the authorities say ‘all stops are being pulled’ to rein in accused terror mastermind Mas Selamat Kastari. Says Channelnewsasia: “With the tight security presence, Singaporeans are generally confident this crisis will soon be resolved.” Add to that, “and the jams at the causeway will soon clear up”. […]
Idol time
If there is one thing that will pry us away from doing whatever it is we do, it’s American Idol. Why? One word: David Archuleta! Two words: Awesome! Imagine Beyond words: Best Audition ever! And I am telling you, you’re going to love me!: Singing to Season 1 contestants at eleven years! Holy Crap, he’s […]