Download your free terrorist wallpaper

Forget cute licking kittens and puppies on your phone. Make sure you get your free suspected terrorist wallpaper today. ‘Subscribers of M1, Starhub and Singtel will receive the photograph of Mas Selamat via MMS free of charge,’ the police said. Meanwhile, The Star of Malaysia says that “regional sources” believe that Mas Selamat Kastari is […]

Change the message

On the Feb 28 episode of her show, store Ellen DeGeneris talked about the recent murder of an openly gay 8th grader (15 years old) by a fellow 8th grader he had asked to be his valentine: “If the message is that being gay is so horrible that you can be killed for it, unhealthy […]

All stops pulled out in search for fugitive

View Larger Map Don’t speculate how he escaped, the authorities say ‘all stops are being pulled’ to rein in accused terror mastermind Mas Selamat Kastari. Says Channelnewsasia: “With the tight security presence, Singaporeans are generally confident this crisis will soon be resolved.” Add to that, “and the jams at the causeway will soon clear up”. […]

Idol time

If there is one thing that will pry us away from doing whatever it is we do, it’s American Idol. Why? One word: David Archuleta! Two words: Awesome! Imagine Beyond words: Best Audition ever! And I am telling you, you’re going to love me!: Singing to Season 1 contestants at eleven years! Holy Crap, he’s […]

I’m f***ing Matt Damon / Ben Affleck

Truth be told, I fell asleep watching the Oscars on Oscar Night (known in Singapore as “Why Does It Have To Be On A Monday Morning”) before a single award was presented. Also not present at the party was Jimmy Kimmel of Jimmy Kimmel Live! But if star watching’s your cup of tea, then what […]