O Lordy help me I can’t stop hiccupping!
Hiccups can come on at any time, so says this article, which I was hoping would tell me how to stop this fit I am having now. As I write, I am still hiccking and cupping. It’s gone on for the best part of the hour, and I’m afraid it might destroy any chances of […]
She sells sea shells on the E-Bay not too far from the sea shore
E-Bay has launched its Singapore portal. So I suppose that means I’ll rummage through my room to see what I can sell that people who have lost their marbles will buy. (Replacement marbles, maybe). When online trading first appeared (online), I went on a rampage, putting things up for sale left, right and centre. And […]
Subduction
That’s when the earth’s tectonic plates slide under the crust in a sort of large scale recycling, and which is why the sea doesn’t get saltier. Or something. I read this in Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything. I am most likely wrong. I’m just hazarding a guess where my brain cells, in […]
Perfect timing
Someone or some group called the ‘Yellow Red Organization’ says they will conduct some serious terrorist activity from 20th – 30th April at some interesting places in eight countries including Singapore. (Note also that our Channur News Ayzure has conspicuously omitted our nation’s name from the headline. Scared share prices plummet again.) Fear not, me […]
Churren Nowsaday
‘The film in its quest to informate the audience use voice over’. -from a (very recent) National University of Singapore undergraduate exam script. Facebook Comments Box