Blog by Jake: Not happy!
#@$!%# owner went and fixed me! I bite his camera! They said I’d be better. They said I’d get a certificate. I got a certificate. But I’m not happy at all. Try falling asleep and waking up and trying to clean yourself down there and whoa… where they go?! Oh well, I’m still gonna scratch […]
From sunny Singapore!
Thank youse all who are voting for me, especially Flagrant Harbour, for switching allegiance. If you’re ever in Singapore, I’ll buy you a very useful guided tour of the Esplanade – only $8, don’t worry – which is really great, for if you didn’t have that guided tour, you wouldn’t know what the inside of […]
Don’t say no, just sago
Raw sago pearls I was reading up on sago, and telling myself, ‘Wah, this nifty little palm product makes so many different types of dessert across so many countries and cultures, so it’s got to be hailed as a truly pan-Asian foodstuff’. Good thing it was only two seconds later that I realised ‘Fuck lah, […]
Yahoo! buys Del.icio.us
We’re proud to announce that del.icio.us has joined the Yahoo! family…
Perhaps this film cannot cut it
Aren’t I a good-looking dude? I thought so. So go vote for Mr Miyagi! Its been a while since I watched a movie, so I went and watched ‘Perhaps Love‘, a $10M musical starring Jackie Cheung, Takeshi Kaneshiro and Zhou Xun. Let’s just say the film suffers from multiple personality disorder. No, actually, worse. Multiple […]