It’s time to take the clubs out of the closet.
Because golf’s Anna is as hot as tennis’ Maria. And I haven’t even seen her tee off, much less birdie a hole, but I’ll definitely (with the wife’s blessing) be keeping an eagle eye out for her, regardless of how many bogeys she makes or how long she’s stuck in a bunker.
Besides, you get more exercise being a bad golfer than a good one.
Oh stop it, Maria. You had your time in the sun.