Tracy Huang, Space Invaders and the girlfriend from hell

I once briefly dated this girl from college and we had an intense relationship.

First time I stayed over, she told me, ‘my step-mum’s at home, so we’ll have to behave’.

I said ok, and off we went, quietly. I got out to the kitchen to get a drink, and I’m thinking to myself, I think I might’ve been drugged.

Because, in the living room playing Space Invaders (it was a long time ago) in her t-shirt and shorts but still easily recognisable, was Tracy Huang! Huang Ying Ying! Huang Ruyi! Tracy!

I forgot my drink, went back to the bedroom, and asked the girlfriend, ‘What’s Tracy Huang doing in the living room playing Space Invaders?’

‘Oh, so you’ve met my step-mum, Tracy’.

‘Your what??’

‘Din I tell you my step-mum’s Tracy?’

‘No! I thought you were telling me her name and I thought you were weird for telling me her name, but this is THE TRACY HUANG and she’s playing SPACE INVADERS!’

But days were the those, and the relationships didn’t work out, between me and the girl and Tracy Huang and the girl’s father.

Still, the once-would-be stepmother-in-law is in town for her first concert in a long, long time, and I dunno, I might just cough up some money to go and say hallo auntie, remember me?


Glasses never looked better

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37 responses to “Tracy Huang, Space Invaders and the girlfriend from hell”

  1. My RSSs Mr Brown Rockson Roy Ng Stylemywords Scott Adams RSSMiyagi

  2. TriplePeriod Avatar

    HAR!!! Finally, I’m the first one to post on Miyagi-san’s posting. Man…Tracy Huang for stepmother-in-law? Thats top on the list of “Fantasies come true.” She never seem to age much throughout the years. Must be the Botox.

  3. TriplePeriod Avatar

    HAR!!! Finally, I’m the first one to post on Miyagi-san’s posting. Man…Tracy Huang for stepmother-in-law? Thats top on the list of “Fantasies come true.” She never seem to age much throughout the years. Must be the Botox.

  4. cour marly Avatar

    The location of the pic makes it seem as if you dated Tracy. Hee.

  5. cour marly Avatar

    The location of the pic makes it seem as if you dated Tracy. Hee.

  6. Re-minisce Avatar

    gee you’ve really been around haven’t you…? cool 😉

  7. Re-minisce Avatar

    gee you’ve really been around haven’t you…? cool 😉

  8. Shion Avatar

    Jesus , lucky it wasn’t me. Else I’ll dump the daughter and go after the step-mother :p

  9. Shion Avatar

    Jesus , lucky it wasn’t me. Else I’ll dump the daughter and go after the step-mother :p

  10. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    is this in response to me confessing to brown the other day that I’d shag Tracy Huang anytime any place?

    I still would you know.

  11. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    is this in response to me confessing to brown the other day that I’d shag Tracy Huang anytime any place?

    I still would you know.

  12. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wah lan, Tracy Huang considered a MILF ? What is the world coming to ?

  13. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wah lan, Tracy Huang considered a MILF ? What is the world coming to ?

  14. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Oh, I think that girl in the glasses i totally adorable.
    Totally NILF

    Nerd Id Like to Fuck.
    haeiurhaieurhaieurhuier
    -irene

  15. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Oh, I think that girl in the glasses i totally adorable.
    Totally NILF

    Nerd Id Like to Fuck.
    haeiurhaieurhaieurhuier
    -irene

  16. ahmad Avatar

    That girl in glasses is really cute. Mmm…

  17. ahmad Avatar

    That girl in glasses is really cute. Mmm…

  18. MysteryTanLines Avatar

    Miyagi Huang…hmmm “Hey Tracey Huang, how about we get some drinks?”, “No miyagi, i am your mother…” “NOOOOOOOOO”

    Together we will rule the blogosphere, mother and son…

    Sorry episode 3 fever…must go mustafar

  19. MysteryTanLines Avatar

    Miyagi Huang…hmmm “Hey Tracey Huang, how about we get some drinks?”, “No miyagi, i am your mother…” “NOOOOOOOOO”

    Together we will rule the blogosphere, mother and son…

    Sorry episode 3 fever…must go mustafar

  20. the virgin undergrad Avatar

    she is definitey MILF material alright. she’s probably the next best thing after lin ching hsia or kim catrall. my take: i would date the girl just so to have a minute chance of hitting on Huang ying ying hehe

    ‘stifler’s MOMmmmmm’ – Amercian Pie

  21. the virgin undergrad Avatar

    she is definitey MILF material alright. she’s probably the next best thing after lin ching hsia or kim catrall. my take: i would date the girl just so to have a minute chance of hitting on Huang ying ying hehe

    ‘stifler’s MOMmmmmm’ – Amercian Pie

  22. powerpuff Avatar

    Whoa.. I had to rub my eyes when Caleb said he wana shag Tracy Huang… even now.. That’s so MILF

  23. powerpuff Avatar

    Whoa.. I had to rub my eyes when Caleb said he wana shag Tracy Huang… even now.. That’s so MILF

  24. eLsi3 Avatar

    at 1st glance,

    i saw ‘ex-gf’ and ‘tracy huang’. and i nearly freaked out.

    i was like, HUH. is tt guy ohkay.

    his ex was tracy huang?!

    lolx. thn i read the whole entry properly.

    and well. i found out tt it was just me.

    haha. nice blog u have here.

  25. eLsi3 Avatar

    at 1st glance,

    i saw ‘ex-gf’ and ‘tracy huang’. and i nearly freaked out.

    i was like, HUH. is tt guy ohkay.

    his ex was tracy huang?!

    lolx. thn i read the whole entry properly.

    and well. i found out tt it was just me.

    haha. nice blog u have here.

  26. yAnn Avatar

    hrmm irene, the girl in nerdy glasses is very flattered that you wanna shag her.

    so erm, thanks (to mr miyagi too)!

  27. yAnn Avatar

    hrmm irene, the girl in nerdy glasses is very flattered that you wanna shag her.

    so erm, thanks (to mr miyagi too)!

  28. Brose Avatar

    I didnt know so many ppl like to lick wrinkled erm.. nevermind. Anyway. who is Tracy Huang? She should be quite chio when she’s young. She still looks good in that photo but… Singapore is a free society and if u like to eat giam chai go ahead.

  29. Brose Avatar

    I didnt know so many ppl like to lick wrinkled erm.. nevermind. Anyway. who is Tracy Huang? She should be quite chio when she’s young. She still looks good in that photo but… Singapore is a free society and if u like to eat giam chai go ahead.

  30. CELLE Avatar

    wharrr.. Tracy Huang IS a MILF indeed.

    Btw, Cheryl Tan is so gorgeous, I am head over heels.. thanks for the link!

  31. CELLE Avatar

    wharrr.. Tracy Huang IS a MILF indeed.

    Btw, Cheryl Tan is so gorgeous, I am head over heels.. thanks for the link!

  32. brandon Avatar

    I’ve never heard of Tracy Huang, but I can appreciate that it was a cool story. Your life gets more interesting with every revelation!

  33. brandon Avatar

    I’ve never heard of Tracy Huang, but I can appreciate that it was a cool story. Your life gets more interesting with every revelation!

  34. Lincoln Avatar
    Lincoln

    I’ll ask her if she still remembers you the next time I see her

  35. Lincoln Avatar
    Lincoln

    I’ll ask her if she still remembers you the next time I see her

  36. Lincoln Avatar
    Lincoln

    I’ll ask her if she remembers you the next time I see her (Tracy)

  37. Lincoln Avatar
    Lincoln

    I’ll ask her if she remembers you the next time I see her (Tracy)

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