The week starts off well enough, and then you get the Wednesday sag.
But of course, there’s always this blog to distract me by giving me things to write about, pictures to look at, and podcasts to listen to. And remember, if you think it’s all going to the dogs, what about the 35,000 new jobs about to be created? Cool huh?
Have a toothache? What about the 35,000 new jobs?
Your ass hurts? What about the 35,000 new jobs? Cool huh?
Got essays to write that you don’t really want to? What about the 35,000 new jobs? Cool, non?
Stuffed up royally at work? Hey look, what’s that? 35,000 new jobs!
Surrounded by fuckwits who don’t appreciate you? Forget them, but don’t forget the 35,000 new jobs!
Left your mobile phone behind while buying ‘stuff’ at 7-11? Hey, 35,000 new jobs! Cool leh!
No time to blog? Never mind! There are 35,000 new jobs, what.
Too many blogs to read? Who cares? Got 35,000 new jobs, y’know?
Your wife’s leaving you for the contractor, your kids don’t want to call you Papa, your dog died, you got retrenched, your car got shat on by birds while you were parked in an underground carpark, but look! What’s that up there? Thirty Five Thousand New Jobs!