You’d be mad to test the Singapore fortress
You’d be mad to test the Singapore fortress, so says this columnist. I also say. 700 soldiers to your 3 bandits. You send one thousand soldiers, we send 233,333. You mad, we madder. Your crack troops may survive on coconut water and little jungle critters, our soldiers have mastered the art and science of the […]
The beer and chicken wings have got to stop
It’s not often a long day is also a good day. But today is one of the rare ones. We put in a good 9 hours at work, and rewarded ourselves with beer and junk food for the next 5 hours. We also got invited to my ex-colleague’s ‘event’, as they like to call these […]
Japlish
This TVC is stuck good and fast in my head, thanks to its being given ample air time on a lot of channels. It’s one of those things I hate liking. And I like. Maybe it’s the cute Jap thing – I have no fucking idea what the cute girly voice is singing, but it’s […]
Beckham’s Singapore Fling: My friend scored but not sure if anyone else did…
A friend of mine attended that party that Sarah Marbeck claimed was where she hooked Becks. I remember that party too, mostly because I wasn’t invited (I quit my job at the actors’ agency a few months earlier. Even if I didn’t quit, I wouldn’t have been invited, whether I look like Rob Schneider or […]
Ego vs reality
“You know who you remind me of?” “Who?”, I ask, hoping it’s: a) someone famous b) someone good looking c) someone good looking and famous d) someone clever e) someone clever and famous all the while just knowing the answer’s gonna be somewhat disappointing. This time, the answer was “Rob Schneider“, a version of option […]