Finnish dinner company

iTunes is playing: Everybody Plays the Fool – Aaron Neville – Warm Your Heart

So, JH showed us last week how easy it is to pick up chicks. JH is not cocky about it or anything, he just likes women to a fault. The rest of the boys are just grateful for this, as we went to dinner with two of the funnest Finnish girls we’ve met in a long time. Actually they’re the first Finnish girls we’ve met.

(Guys interested in JH’s modus operandi will be stumped by how he met them: The Finnish girls apparently caught him trying to take pictures of them with his camera phone while at the prata shop on River Valley Road, and offered to go out with him. [This is an amalgamation of two versions of the truth]).

Nora and Johanna charmed us with Finnish swear words and told us how important the sauna is to Finnish life, and how they’re completely comfortable with nudity because everyone at the sauna is completely starkers.

(JH got real excited about this and started telling us about his experience in a Finnish sauna in Germany where he had trouble focusing on people’s faces when they spoke to him).

The boys peppered them with ignorant questions about Finland and Finnish life while they Lapp-ed it up, embellishing with tips of how good it is to roll in the snow once you’ve spent a half hour in the sauna, completely starkers.

And apparently, if you live on the outskirts of Helsinki, you are likely to have big Lappland rabbits, reindeer, mooses and bears (!) wandering into your backyard, rolling in the snow, completely starkers.

Nora and Johanna leave for home next week. But never mind, we’ll just leave it to JH to go to the prata shop at River Valley to pick up more European holidaymakers then.


Johanna & Nora, Keppel Marina. Nora’s the one with the tongue piercing but you can’t see it here.

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27 responses to “Finnish dinner company”

  1. My RSSs Mr Brown Rockson Roy Ng Stylemywords Scott Adams RSSMiyagi

  2. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    So what swear words did you learn?

  3. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    So what swear words did you learn?

  4. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Er, don’t remember the swear words. But Nora says she’ll write down and email.

  5. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Er, don’t remember the swear words. But Nora says she’ll write down and email.

  6. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    scandinavian babes! drool…

  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    scandinavian babes! drool…

  8. cokecat Avatar

    double drool

  9. cokecat Avatar

    double drool

  10. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    ai.. yes! they are hot! keep it up!!

    more meetings yah more….

    also, do share the swear words.. it will be fun!

    – powerpuff..

  11. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    ai.. yes! they are hot! keep it up!!

    more meetings yah more….

    also, do share the swear words.. it will be fun!

    – powerpuff..

  12. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    errr dun they look a tad too young?

  13. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    errr dun they look a tad too young?

  14. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Yes, they are young. 24 and 25.

  15. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Yes, they are young. 24 and 25.

  16. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    they look like teenagers!

  17. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    they look like teenagers!

  18. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    They said the frequent sauna-ing gives them good skin and so makes them look young. They must be right, cos I saw a pic of A-Ha recently, and they look the same as they did in 1985. LMD you hear that? Don’t spend $400 on skin treatment. Go sauna. Nekkid is the way to go!

  19. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    They said the frequent sauna-ing gives them good skin and so makes them look young. They must be right, cos I saw a pic of A-Ha recently, and they look the same as they did in 1985. LMD you hear that? Don’t spend $400 on skin treatment. Go sauna. Nekkid is the way to go!

  20. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    No, they do not look like teenagers. They look their age..hot & youthful – powerpuff

  21. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    No, they do not look like teenagers. They look their age..hot & youthful – powerpuff

  22. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wuah, Scandinavian babes of legal age! drool!

    The last time i went to Sweden everyone looked like that. My suspect is Scandinavian cloning…

    -dg

  23. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wuah, Scandinavian babes of legal age! drool!

    The last time i went to Sweden everyone looked like that. My suspect is Scandinavian cloning…

    -dg

  24. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Funny leh, some ang mohs I’ve met say the same thing about Singaporean girls. Though they suspect hair rebonding.

  25. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Funny leh, some ang mohs I’ve met say the same thing about Singaporean girls. Though they suspect hair rebonding.

  26. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    alt: OH! I must now quickly go pop into my gym’s sauna now. Does steam bath have the same effect? 😛 AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH REBONDING (again)?

  27. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    alt: OH! I must now quickly go pop into my gym’s sauna now. Does steam bath have the same effect? 😛 AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH REBONDING (again)?

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