Christmas is nigh, very nigh
Anorexic Frosty The Snowman Giant fake trees, giant fake snowmen and giant fake snow. That’s how you know Christmas is coming in Singapore. iTunes is playing an illegal copy of Winter Wonderland from the album “The Very Best Of Christmas Favourites” by Shirley Horn of which I have the original CD. Technorati Tags: christmas, Singapore
The scourge of the unsmiling shopping survey taker kid
Flooding Disaster Simulator, Level 3, Vivo City So this kid, who’s maybe 13 or 14, comes up to Naomi and me at Vivo City and mumbles ‘can you do a shopping survey for me?’ Since we have a bit of time before our movie, she gamely says yes, and proceeds to try to fill out […]
Comma Man
Hot on the heels of Apostrophe Man comes Comma, try Man! Defender, viagra sale of the, pilule right to, speak with a stutter! Now, Men Can Proudly Say, NO To Natural Aging! More on the Apostrophe Man here and here. iTunes is playing an illegal copy of As long as we beat the english by […]
In case of emergency, break glass, take key, unlock cabinet, take out fire extinguisher, and, hey, where da fire go?
Because our friendly bank tells us to look out for, among other things, suspicious objects attached to the card slot of their ATMs which may be used to ‘skim’ your ATM card details, me and my wife noticed this cabinet attached (or merely adjacent) to the ATM I was withdrawing our dinner money from. Above […]
Marrying a mail order bride? Good luck!
Or: Friendship-Marriage Consultation. Hi, having trouble making friends? Acquaintance reluctant to take the extra step to romance? We can help you. iTunes is playing an illegal copy of Even When I’m Sleeping by Leonardos Bride of which I have the original CD. Technorati Tags: Singapore