How Mr Miyagi got his name

I don’t know karate but this is how I got named my nickname. It’s a much better nickname than what the South African rugby player, Chumani Booi was called last weekend when his team played the New South Wales Waratahs. It won’t stick because too many players are called Black Cunts, apparently. Back in my […]

2,460 new cases the reason to ban outdoor parties?

You read it here first. Because you won’t find it on Channelnews Asia because it’s not important. You won’t find it on ST interactive because you’re not subscribed to it. There were 2,460 new cases of dengue fever and 61 new cases of dengue hemorrhagic fever between January 1 and March 12 this year, so […]

Loony new year

Can’t go out tonight, cos I’ve got a bunged knee. So what did I do? Surfed the net, watched a DVD and did some work. On the net, these blokes took the cake tonight for some of the looniest content I’ve seen. Loony in a good way. Not loony in a ‘gays cause AIDS’ way. […]

Steppin’ out with Sam

I’m dead tired and decide to take a nap when Sam calls and asks if I’m free for coffee. For her, I’d drop everything and pick her up wherever she is, drive her wherever she wants and let her buy me whatever she thinks I should drink. What the fuck? Where’s my Merc? Why are […]

Adri gets interviewed

Cowboy ‘Borat’ Caleb gets up close and personal with one of the best online writers this side of the South China Sea. I now know what I’ve suspected for a while: Adri, I am in lurrve witchu! Hot or whaaaaaat?! Surf stop: technicolor.org: in stereoscopic vision iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Lullaby […]