Blog by Jake: Not happy!

#@$!%# owner went and fixed me! I bite his camera! They said I’d be better. They said I’d get a certificate. I got a certificate. But I’m not happy at all. Try falling asleep and waking up and trying to clean yourself down there and whoa… where they go?! Oh well, I’m still gonna scratch […]

Blog by Jake

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My father the eggbeater

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing: South Side – Moby – Play ‘A man sets out to draw the world. As the years go by, he peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, instruments, stars, horses, and individuals. A short time before he dies, he discovers that that patient […]