I’m not the one appealing to your conscience
When the trap springs the prisoner dangles at the end of the rope. There are times when the neck has not been broken and the prisoner strangles to death. His eyes pop almost out of his head, no rx his tongue swells and protrudes from his mouth, seek his neck may be broken, and the […]
Steppin’ out with Pig’s Pettitoes
I was hungry last night after not having dinner. So around midnight, I drove around in search of food, and there was this place on Balestier Road that looked crowded. Had to be good. Only thing was, they served ‘Pig’s Pettitoes’. Now that’s a word you don’t see very often. Didn’t eat that though. Tirh […]
Another lesson about making your words public: Traditional Media 1, Mr Miyagi 0
I was really angry this morning when I heard how I was quoted by Today: “I am aware that the laws of defamation apply whether online or offline, and A*Star has a legal right to sue for defamation” Other than that, my captors have treated me well since I was shot down while flying a […]
Deejay Slapdash is da bomb
Or however we’re supposed to say it in this day and age of Music Television. There’s this extremely nice place on Circular Road (which we’re told, is like the new Mohammed Sultan Road, only for older people, so we have to go there now) called The Hideout, which we managed to find after discovering that […]
Life really has to move on
LMD was on MSN IM earlier and she asked me, ‘i shouldn’t get into trouble for writing things like “fuck you yellow pages” on my blog, right?’ I said no, because to say ‘fuck you yellow pages’ isn’t that bad, unless LMD accompanies that statement with an appropriate gesture and Yellow Pages and its employees […]