Now you can paralyze would-be assailants to your own beat!
The Taser C2 now comes with a built-in MP3 player and leopard print design and leather case!
The 12 Taser guns recently bought for the Public Order and Riot Squad cost $30,000. For an extra $US80 ($90) apiece, officers could have an MP3 player able to carry 500 songs added to the holster, making it easier to juggle their accessories.
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OK, this is so not “completely useless”, I hear you say. Especially since the UN has defined the Taser as a weapon of torture.
It is, however, dangerous, because it’s such a nice looking gadget (“available in four designer colors”), and one that is likely to be mistaken for a new fangled electric shaver. The basic C2 model starts from US$350, has a range of up to 15 feet, so your would be assailants can turn into once were would be assailants at the touch of a button.
Light up your Christmas with one now!
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