Benjamin "Mr Miyagi" Lee
It’s a crime wave! I mean, when was the last time we heard about an attempted bank robbery?
I don’t know why, but this paragraph was especially funny to me:
According to a CISCO guard who pinned down the suspect, he already knew that something was wrong when the suspect entered the bank. He said the suspect was acting very suspiciously. Furthermore, he was wearing ladies clothes.
I had the impression that car thefts were so uncommon in Singapore that people hardly ever bother to install car alarms and other anti-theft systems.
But the scintillating New Paper reports that there’s been a spate of SUV thefts – 12 in 2 weeks!
The cars are all in Johor or further up north by now. They love SUVs up there cos petrol is heavily subsidised and they fuck-care about the environment.
So, you’ve been warned. Don’t be complacent. Lock your car and all that.
