Tag: Australia

  • All creatures dead and alive: kangaroo eat cow one meh?

    On Day 4 of the 5 Day ATEC Exercise, we came across the carcasses of some animals, decomposed enough for us not to figure out what animals they had been. Not that we’d be experts at what kind of animals they’d been, because ‘Australia only got three kinds of animals – kangaroo, koala and cow’.…

  • Attention! Attention!

    “Attention, attention… 15% off all kevlar helmets at tent #27… Hurry, hurry…” Outside the tent I shared with sixteen other soldiers at Samuel Hill Camp was a loudspeaker that blared out announcements about every twenty minutes, asking this soldier and that to report to where at when. Very annoying when you’re trying to sleep. The…

  • Age will not weary us

    But reservist training just might. The average NSman (the official name for ‘reservist’ since 1992, but seldom used outside Mindef) gets called up for standby duties and training stints until he’s around 32, now that the ‘training cycle’ has been shortened to 10 years. I’m 36 and have just completed the worst three weeks’ training…

  • Communicado II: Transparent Guy

    Small talk over lousy coffee and sweet cakes at Samuel Hill Camp, Shoalwater Bay Training Area. “Eh, what’s that superhero called ah?” “Which one?” “Neh, that one?” “Which one?” “That one lah, cannot see him one?” “Which one?” “That one lah! Transparent Guy!” “Transparent Guy?” “Yah! Transparent Guy!” Technorati Tags: army, ExWallaby2005, nationalservice, Singapore

  • Hero shots

    Hero shot: It’s all in the gear Non-hero shot: Queueing in the canteen “Eh, take picture of me and mms my girlfriend, can?” “OK, how come your phone cannot?” “Dunno lah. Take for me can?” “OK…” “Wait, wait. Dowan already. Take in canteen not hero shot, must wear all the gear then can”. Hero and…