Category: At home

  • Blog by Jake: Not happy!

    #@$!%# owner went and fixed me! I bite his camera! They said I’d be better. They said I’d get a certificate. I got a certificate. But I’m not happy at all. Try falling asleep and waking up and trying to clean yourself down there and whoa… where they go?! Oh well, I’m still gonna scratch…

  • Blog by Jake

    asdpoiuiujahkn LJKJLK ,MNnm,,n,amasdlkj;jbksdfbfkjsdbjkBBBBBBBBBBCDSSS (Stupid owner… won’t wake up to feed me… help…)

  • My father the eggbeater

    iTunes’ party shuffle is playing: South Side – Moby – Play ‘A man sets out to draw the world. As the years go by, he peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, instruments, stars, horses, and individuals. A short time before he dies, he discovers that that patient…