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Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement

Take several very good pictures of yersself or ask a friend to take for you. Make sure you look good in a t-shirt. Being well-endowed in the chest region helps:

Local Brand Ambassador
Xia Suay: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate

Local Brand Ambassador (for real)
This one can, I also can!


Xia Brown: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate

Next thing you know, the t-shirt companies will come crawling to you, asking for you to be their ambassador!

Then you’ll get your picture pasted all over the internet, first on your own blog, then here, then on tonypierce.com, then on BLOGGER BUZZ!

Try it, it works. Mr Brown also try liao. You try lah!

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34 thoughts on “Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement”

  5. Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won’t stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! 😀

    Disclaimer: I’m not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

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  6. Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won’t stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! 😀

    Disclaimer: I’m not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

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  7. Hahaha… Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a “How to identify a pervert” campaign.. hahahaha… u & mr brown are so damn funny.

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  8. Hahaha… Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a “How to identify a pervert” campaign.. hahahaha… u & mr brown are so damn funny.

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  9. Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
    Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

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  10. Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
    Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

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  27. As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your “I’m too sexy for my blog” expression at any of LocalBrand’s retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

    For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

    We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can’t help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

    *This offer is good through the end of March ’05

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  28. As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your “I’m too sexy for my blog” expression at any of LocalBrand’s retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

    For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

    We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can’t help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

    *This offer is good through the end of March ’05

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  33. thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
    U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
    U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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