The Hal­loween House of Hor­rors can­cel­la­tion is just a lot of hot air. The CEO of Wildlife Reserves is a ter­ri­bly mis­un­der­stood woman. I think she was just try­ing to bring every­thing back to a sim­pler time, when most of the natives in Sin­ga­pore never even heard of this fes­tive event known as Halloween.

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Appar­ently it is still an issue here:

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So it seems there are men who seri­ously can­not han­dle women who take things into their own hands.

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Our friend Pam alerted us to this hilar­i­ous read­ing of Adam Mansbach’s “Go The F*** To Sleep”.

 

 

So there’s this thing you can buy that can take (some of) the grief out of mar­ried life:

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Do you tell peo­ple “I’m Chi­nese” or “I’m Malay” or “I’m Indian”? Or do you nat­u­rally and proudly say, “I’m Singaporean”?

Whose fault is it if you don’t?

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My friend Calvin shares a story about his 8 year-old son being marked wrong for an answer that, ordi­nar­ily, would’ve gar­nered plau­dits for its insight.

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I don’t fol­low motor-racing, and I think I had to ask sev­eral peo­ple on Sun­day night who won this year’s big race, and it was sev­eral min­utes again before I real­ized Vet­tel was a per­son and not a brand of bot­tled water.

The taxi dri­ver whose cab I rode in on Sun­day night was sheep­ish at first when he didn’t know who won, then he seemed pleased that I shared his indif­fer­ence at the world’s only night For­mula One race.

The con­ver­sa­tion turned to other things and cab­bie wit­ti­cisms soon took over the tone of the ride:

Sin­ga­pore night life very active. Got Night Race, got Night Safari and got Night Bird Park”.

Night Bird Park? Got meh?”

Got! Gey­lang lor!”

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A bit late, but here’s what I wrote about the whole “cyber-bullying” RWS thing:

It was decided a long time ago, that we would have an Asian twist to the attrac­tions afforded by Inte­grated Resorts like Resorts World Sen­tosa. Our Asian, twisted types need our fill of beauty pageants, sharks­fin soup, per­form­ing cir­cus ani­mals and if we made our ver­sion of the movie “Free Willy”, it would be titled “Catch Willy & Make Him Do Tricks”.

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