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Then in October 2005 I did this for Channel 5

Hossan — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:01:06 +0000

If Singapore were a person

Hossan — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:57:23 +0000

Happy National Day Singapore! And here are three videos Mr Miyagi did for fun with some friends.

Starring: Irene Ang

Starring: Beatrice Chia

Starring: Chua Enlai

Who would Singapore be to you?

Thank you!

Hossan — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:35:00 +0000

Thank you for the wonderful comments on Dim Sum Dollies!

Here is something I found on You Tube. I didn’t even know it was put up!

Enjoy!

Feel like Some Dim Sum?

Hossan — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:49:50 +0000

I hope you’ve bought your tickets for Dim Sum Dollies : The History of Singapore.

It’s going to be hilarious and very irreverent. Just the way we like it!

I’ve decided to continue with Power 98 for another year. It’s been really fun and I’m learning
so I guess that’s good enough a reason to stay right?

Busy Busy Busy! Going to start preparing for Multiple Personalities Disorder opening in KL, Malaysia! It will be at the Actor’s Studio, Bangsar Shopping Centre.

It will be good to go away for a while and do something different.

Can any one define ? Curious to see what people think what that’s all about.

Thank You and Good night!

Hossan — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 00:39:25 +0000

Once again, thank you to everyone who came to watch Multiple Personalities Disorder.

It has been a wonderful experience for me hearing and reading your comments.

The support and love have been huge and I would like to say a special thank you to Toh Lin, Stanley, Xin’en, Kala, Sofian, Engie, Shah, Bobbie, Ashley, Joo Huey, Fifi, Li Ting, Vivian and everyone else who helped out at the show. I couldn’t have done it with you.

Thanks Benno! See? Can do one! Have faith.

Nana, Wah LAU WHAT A TRIP!

ok. Chicago here I come.

MEANWHILE, Get your tickets to No Regrets: A Tribute To Edith Piaf TODAY!

Chicago!

Hossan — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:50:44 +0000

Click here for more information.
Come lah. Chicago not very far, what. Somewhere beyond Sengkang and Punggol 21 only.

Cosmetic rehearsal

Hossan — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:29:09 +0000

Don’t have a nose for comedy? Don’t worry! We have the technology, we can build you one. Or at least Ashley the Theatre Hair (and other parts) Genius can!

He better! Show opens tomorrow!

Tickets available from SISTIC

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Practice makes perfet

Hossan — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:25:19 +0000

A very baby baby grand, but is works!

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UPDATES! UPDATES!!

Hossan — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:00:20 +0000

Apologies for not updating this blog!

I’d been away for Christmas holidays in Sydney. We spent 2 glorious weeks there just eating and sleeping.

Since coming home, I’ve been up to my eyeballs with radio, rehearsals for Chestnuts and now my own show.

I hope you all are doing fine and if you haven’t already bought tickets to Hossan: Mulitple Personalities Disorder, BUY NOW!

We Live In Singapura!

Hossan — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:59:59 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, The SONG!

Written by Edmund Tan and performed by moi.

We Live In Singapura

Sang Nila, Utama
Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura, then run very far

Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize

(instru)

Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside

War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance!

CHORUS
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it’s kind of crazy
We win other country

David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who’s PM?

Malaysia say, come join me
Two of us be same country
Then not happy, Then make PM cry

PM Lee lead country
Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win

JB Jeya no more funds,
Chee Soon Juan won’t eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon, ‘Don’t talk cock’ in parliament

CHORUS
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country

Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking

McDonalds Hello Kitty
Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan, James Lye is VR Man

(instru)

Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he’s chow Ah Qua

NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it’s fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from thailand

CHORUS
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country

Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with C-O-E
E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf

Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade
by contractors who go pok kai

IMF must follow
Want to protest, go indoors
M-R-T not so fast
Newater they laugh at us

I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s in-teresting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country

Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun

Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don’t suck

Mahathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah

Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee becomes MM
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.

WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!

There you go. Some of the words may not rhyme but aiyah, MAI HIAM!

SINGAPOREANS THE CHOSEN PEOPLE

PS. ARE YOU ALL TUNING IN TO MY MORNING SHOW on POWER 98?? 7am to 10am weekdays.