The music they play in hell

We had to go out to Paragon today because Kai had to see the doc­tor to get some med­ica­tion for his cold.

We’re all a bit under the weather, but we man­aged to sol­dier on because Paragon’s com­mon areas didn’t play that infer­nal racket known as Chi­nese New Year music. The indi­vid­ual shops and the super­mar­ket were another mat­ter. We had instan­ta­neous severe migraine to add to our flu the moment we stepped in to pick up gro­ceries for dinner.

Pres­i­dent Obama, I give you the solu­tion to the war in Afghanistan: just send your humvees and chop­pers into the moun­tains blar­ing this the music they play in hell, and I guar­an­tee you, the Tal­iban will be flushed from their caves, sur­ren­der­ing in shock and awe.

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