Weekly Tweets

• From miyagi.sg: Maybe not so use­less http://tinyurl.com/pdrjf5 #
• RT @izreloaded: I stop going to Chan­nel News Asia since last night because I’m too scared of the InSing.com Nasi Lemak ad. #
• RT @wheezkee: Chuck Nor­ris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. #
• Every­body come and see the Win­dows Live Cibai! Haha­hah­haha! #CIBAI #
• I am a Trekkie once again. #startrek #
• RT @j_bettany: My favourite #startrek joke: How many ears does Mr Spock have? 3, a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear #
• Amazed by Man­power Min­istry offi­cer who says, “at the MOM, email is slower than fax, so you should fax us”. WTF?! #
• “Very funny Scotty, now beam down my pants” #startrek #
• MOM email auto-response: http://bit.ly/ZzTSc means if your query means some­thing to you, we will take even longer to deal with it. #
• As you can tell, I am very very very angry with MOM. #
• RT @patlaw: From @hedirman : LEGO PORN! HAHAHAHAHAH! http://bit.ly/BrYzs #
• Because email slower than fax: RT @sgtweets: More for­eign work­ers protest­ing at Min­istry of Man­power build­ing. http://bit.ly/e3ZFD #
• RT @kazitoshi: e things we do for $ RT @mrbrown: http://bit.ly/Yqo2r Worst. Job. Ever. I’d take his place but I not so skilled. Also my … #
• Just got a call from mum­ble mum­ble mum­ble credit card RBS Royal Bank of Scot­land sir now got spe­cial pro­mo­tion you want apply try lah. #
• Have to deal with lta.gov.sg, gebiz.com.sg and mom.gov.sg today. If Idon’t return in 15 min­utes, evac­u­ate the ship. #
• NTUC Income sms’d after call­ing: “Please rate our ser­vice from 1 to 6. 1 for Unde­sir­able, 6 for Unbe­liev­able”. Unbe­liev­ably Unde­sir­able leh? #
• RT @bionic_creative: RT @mryap: Exchange busi­ness cards on Twit­ter! http://twtbizcard.com #
• RT @threez: Today is a great day to encour­age some­body! You are smart, funny and beau­ti­ful! (If you’re my FB friend, you def­i­nitely are!) #
• Today’s deal­ing with MOM rel­a­tively pain­less. And I got every­thing I needed by what, 10am? #
• RT @mrbrown: True story: A stew­ardess serv­ing con­ti­nen­tal break­fast found orange juice miss­ing so shouted to col­league “My CB no juice!! … #
• Naked schol­ars are good for some­thing too: RT @singapore_news: An A*Star first in fight against H1N1 http://sn.im/ikxea #
• Sir Ran­ulph Fiennes, 65, triple-bypass patient, scales Ever­est. http://ping.fm/KQyV9 #
• Please do not lean on the Dorae­mon: http://ping.fm/OY7Qd #
• From miyagi.sg: Taxi driver’s good turn http://tinyurl.com/p7bh9j #
• Any good lobangs for iTunes gift cards? #

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