“Son, your mother and I worked very hard to make sure we have enough money put aside for your edu­ca­tion. It has been worth it, know­ing that this money will make you learn and prac­tice things at Repub­lic Poly­tech­nic that will help make the world a bet­ter place — maybe do some­thing about cli­mate change, be the first sci­en­tist to dis­cover how to reverse that.

Or maybe even syn­the­size a new energy source that will rid us of our depen­dence on non sus­tain­able fuel.

It has been hard, with the econ­omy dip­ping again while prices keep going up. We strug­gle to pro­tect our rice bowl, but now, we might even find it hard to fill that rice bowl with rice.

What keeps us going is the thought that one day, you will do us proud, and save us all from life’s difficulties.

But then we heard in the news today that YOU FUCKING WENT AND ENTERED YOUR STUPID POLYTECHNIC’S LEAPFROGGING TEAM TO BREAK SOME FUCKING WORLD FUCKING RECORD FOR FUCKING LEAPFROGGING???!!!

What the fuck, son?

Love,
Dad.”

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