Nipple-less pro wrestling

I can’t remem­ber if it was in pri­mary school or sec­ondary school, when we were on the football/rugby field, and when sledg­ing was de rigeuer but mostly harmless.

Things like “Your momma must be ugly cos you ugly too” were tossed back and forth. And it took a real sport­ing tal­ent to come up with a killer taunt/sledge. (The all-time prize goes to Zim­bab­wean crick­eter Eddo Bran­des, who when the leg­endary Aus­tralian bowler Glenn McGrath inquired of him with full intent to insult, “Why are you so fat, you fat cunt?”, very quickly but calmly came back with, “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit”.)

But on our hum­bler, less tal­ented play­ing fields, the win­ner as far as I remem­ber, was this response to a typ­i­cal “Yo Momma” taunt that sent every player from either team rolling on the grass:

“You… you… you… Your Mother No Nipple!”

OK, I was only reminded of that because of this mildly inter­est­ing post about a Pro-Wrestling poster in Florida which has had the nip­ples of the wrestlers pho­to­shopped out because of a mis­in­ter­pre­ta­tion of a law in that state which pro­hibits the dis­play of (female) nipples.

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