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Never in my thirty some­thing years of being Chi­nese have I expe­ri­enced such a surge in every­thing Chi­nese. On the 2nd day of the New Year, Naomi and I went and vis­ited her Mum, as is decreed by the Keep­ers of Chi­nese Cus­tom (on the First Day, you visit with the husband’s fam­ily, on the sec­ond, with the wife’s), and then went out for din­ner at The Cathay, at a Chi­nese noo­dle restau­rant called Mian Mian Ju Dao (map), which means “All Kinds Of Noo­dles Also Have” in Singlish.

The wait­resses all sported North­ern Chi­nese accents, and a friend of Naomi’s Mum’s from Tsing­tao (Qing­dao) man­aged to impress us with her abil­ity to pick out from which part of North­ern China some of the wait­resses were from. So clever, these North­ern Chi­nese. And skilled too.

Being brought up in a Singaporean-Chinese-Anglo-Protestant (SCAP) fam­ily, I’ve only ever known Chi­nese tea as the stuff you drink with­out milk and sugar, but this year, I was treated to a gen­tri­fied cer­e­mony of tea imbib­ing for an entire after­noon, accom­pa­nied by such usual New Year’s del­i­ca­cies as pineap­ple tarts and melon seeds.

IMG_1868It was the eat­ing of the melon seeds that made me sit up and realise that we were rid­ing the great yel­low tide: we used a made in China melon seed sheller to shell the melon seeds when we’d have pre­vi­ously just used our front teeth to crack the damn things to vary­ing degrees of suc­cess. I know they’ve sent a man to space and have had mil­lions of toys and food prod­ucts recalled, but a melon seed sheller is a sure sign we’re in the epoch of a great Chi­nese empire.

That evening at Mian Mian Ju Dao, the waiter asked what type of noo­dles we’d like served with the noo­dle dish we each ordered. Just like in a pasta restau­rant, I thought. But pasta restau­rants don’t do noo­dles in one great unbro­ken strand, known as Yitiao­mian, or One F***ing Long Noo­dle in Singlish. This one unbro­ken strand was skill­fully coaxed out of a lump of dough by a noo­dle maker and into the tub of boil­ing soup stock, under the watch­ful eyes of a mas­ter noo­dle maker, who was also the mas­ter dumpling maker.

Mian Mian Ju DaoThere was also a type of noo­dle called Mao­er­duo (Cats’ Ears), which are essen­tially lit­tle pieces of dough pinched out by the noodle-maker’s fin­gers (and jagged fin­ger­nails, judg­ing from the grooves on the noo­dles), and the usual La Mian (pulled noo­dle) and another I for­get the name of, but which con­sists of noo­dle pieces sliced from a lump of dough held at about shoul­der height and aimed at the pot of boil­ing stock like a shoul­der launched anti-tank weapon.

As I gob­bled my Xin­jiang Noo­dle with bits of chili and lamb in a thick sauce, I remem­bered read­ing some­where about there being 56 dif­fer­ent Chi­nese nation­al­i­ties, of which ours (Han), with our 20 over dialects and lan­guages, is only one. Or was that the num­ber of flavours of Baskin Rob­bins ice cream? Or Heinz baked beans?


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  • http://www.maestoso-amore.com Jas­mine

    haha. I’ve been using the melon seed sheller for years. It can be found in many of those stores sell­ing melon seeds actu­ally. :)

    Ooo. I finally know that Mao Er Duo is a kind of noo­dles. haha. I was won­der­ing what it was for my 4 month stay in China.

    Great read :)

  • http://www.maestoso-amore.com Jas­mine

    haha. I’ve been using the melon seed sheller for years. It can be found in many of those stores sell­ing melon seeds actu­ally. :)

    Ooo. I finally know that Mao Er Duo is a kind of noo­dles. haha. I was won­der­ing what it was for my 4 month stay in China.

    Great read :)

  • http://kormmandos.blogspot.com kor­m­man­dos

    The “noodle-pieces-sliced-from-a-lump-of-dough-held-at-about-shoulder-height-and-aimed-at-the-pot-of-boiling-stock-like-a-shoulder-launched-anti-tank-weapon” is called Dao Xiao Mian (???)

  • http://kormmandos.blogspot.com kor­m­man­dos

    The “noodle-pieces-sliced-from-a-lump-of-dough-held-at-about-shoulder-height-and-aimed-at-the-pot-of-boiling-stock-like-a-shoulder-launched-anti-tank-weapon” is called Dao Xiao Mian (刀削面)

  • Lin­coln

    Hi Ben… Just got back from 10 days in Japan… I per­son­ally don’t keep to much chi­nese tra­di­tions myself.. but I’ll def­i­nitely give this place a try. :-)

    Happy chi­nese new year to you and your fam­ily… may this year bring you much for­tune, good health and lots of friends to share it with.

    Lin­coln

  • Lin­coln

    Hi Ben… Just got back from 10 days in Japan… I per­son­ally don’t keep to much chi­nese tra­di­tions myself.. but I’ll def­i­nitely give this place a try. :-)

    Happy chi­nese new year to you and your fam­ily… may this year bring you much for­tune, good health and lots of friends to share it with.

    Lin­coln

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