Think of toilet, think of you
No, think of wip­ing my back­side, think of you.

“Think of tis­sue, think of us”, reads the tagline. I am cer­tain this was writ­ten by the copy­writer who wrote the equally mem­o­rable taglines for Caffe Roma, whose ads on taxi bumpers and buses read, “Less of Fat, Less of You”; and Nescafe Sin­ga­pore (strangely no local site), one of whose ads reads “One Less Rea­son To Diet”, which makes sense, only if you’d go, OK, so, Nescafe is one less rea­son to diet. Drink­ing Nescafe gives you one less rea­son to diet, so maybe the more I drink Nescafe the less rea­sons I have to diet. Ah fuck it! I’ll drink Nescafe all day all night (because I won’t be able to sleep any­way) and I won’t have to think about my diet at all’.

Or, you might go, ‘Hey Dad, you know what? Now got lax­a­tive cof­fee you know? Last time only got the lax­a­tive tea’.

Damn, the copywriter’s a genius.

Less of fat, less of you!
Less of fat, less of you!

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  • myyaki

    Not only Nescafe no local site, 7-Eleven also got no local site.

  • myyaki

    Not only Nescafe no local site, 7-Eleven also got no local site.

  • myyaki

    Not only Nescafe no local site, 7-Eleven also got no local site.

  • Ade­laide

    so long as the pict looks goot, words sound­ing smart, whoa ho ho…send for Archive mag!!! who cares anyhoo

  • Ade­laide

    so long as the pict looks goot, words sound­ing smart, whoa ho ho…send for Archive mag!!! who cares anyhoo

  • Ade­laide

    so long as the pict looks goot, words sound­ing smart, whoa ho ho…send for Archive mag!!! who cares anyhoo

  • Susan S.

    Back in the 80s, Cal­can dog food com­pany had a com­er­cial with the slo­gan ‘Cal­can: Put good things into dog to get good things out of them.” Never mind that the video under the text showed a dog win­ning a dog show; when my sis­ter and I heard that voice over, we couldn’t believe our ears. First we look at each other with amaze­ment. Then we laughed until we cried.

  • Susan S.

    Back in the 80s, Cal­can dog food com­pany had a com­er­cial with the slo­gan ‘Cal­can: Put good things into dog to get good things out of them.” Never mind that the video under the text showed a dog win­ning a dog show; when my sis­ter and I heard that voice over, we couldn’t believe our ears. First we look at each other with amaze­ment. Then we laughed until we cried.

  • Susan S.

    Back in the 80s, Cal­can dog food com­pany had a com­er­cial with the slo­gan ‘Cal­can: Put good things into dog to get good things out of them.” Never mind that the video under the text showed a dog win­ning a dog show; when my sis­ter and I heard that voice over, we couldn’t believe our ears. First we look at each other with amaze­ment. Then we laughed until we cried.

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  • http://miyagi.sg Mr Miyagi

    Put good things into dog to get good things out of them” hahahaha.

  • http://miyagi.sg Mr Miyagi

    Put good things into dog to get good things out of them” hahahaha.

  • http://miyagi.sg Mr Miyagi

    Put good things into dog to get good things out of them” hahahaha.

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