Climate of fear no more!

miyagi.sg — for answers to all the ques­tions you were afraid to ask

So there’s a cou­ple in Sin­ga­pore who want to spice up their sex life by sup­ple­ment­ing it with some equip­ment, and what do they do? Google the ques­tion, ‘are we allowed to buy sex toy’.

Allow Mr Miyagi to inform all and sundry that the answer is a resound­ing ‘yes’!

Also, just last week­end, I was chuffed to see at a pharmacist’s that there was chew­ing gum to be bought. I had heard that we could buy gum now that the ban’s been par­tially lifted, and so, eagerly bought two packs after reg­is­ter­ing myself at the phar­macy as a gum user, leav­ing my name, NRIC No., and the type of chew­ing gum I was intend­ing to use. (It was the tooth whiten­ing type — purely for phar­ma­ceu­ti­cal use).

There you have it, peo­ple! You can buy sex toys and chew gum! And with the Progress Pack­age noti­fi­ca­tion I received in the mail the other day, you could say I am one happy cit­i­zen! I’m gonna use the $300 to buy sex toys and chew­ing gum!

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