I’ve been told I don’t answer ques­tions. Not by keep­ing silent, but by say­ing some­thing totally unre­lated (and infuriating).

Exem­pli Gratia:

Q: What is your favourite colour?

A: OK.

I’ve just realised my over­whelm­ing ten­dency to do this qual­i­fies me for a job at one of our nation’s finest corporations. […]

miyagi.sg — for answers to all the ques­tions you were afraid to ask

So there’s a cou­ple in Sin­ga­pore who want to spice up their sex life by sup­ple­ment­ing it with some equip­ment, and what do they do? Google the ques­tion, ‘are we allowed […]

Some­one feels a lit­tle low, per­haps, and googles the term ‘Things that make me smile’. And it is very grat­i­fy­ing to see one post from this blog pop up in the results.

Although I hope if that per­son clicked through, he or she felt bet­ter. Or else. Oh shit. Damn. OK. Not […]

Link­ing here and there can be fun!