Funny lah! One day keep fit, keep fit, next day sick as a dog.

I’ve got a flu and a sec­ondary ear infec­tion that’s dis­rupt­ing my bal­ance, and that’s not good in my line of work, because I don’t know if I’m fly­ing the damned air­plane level or not. And you know how that is. Not good for the pas­sen­gers either.

“Ray­dees and gen­tremun, due to asspee­ri­ans tah­bu­rance, prease keep your seat­be­owt fas­tened and refriend from using the rub­ber trees* ” ~ real in-flight announce­ment on All-Nippon Air­ways.

*rub­ber trees = lavatories

Jenolan Caves
Not happy. Go away. (Jenolan Caves 1993)

Surf stop: work smarter
iTunes’ party shuf­fle is play­ing a copy of: Respect — Aretha Franklin — The Very Best of Aretha Franklin, Vol. 1, of which I have the orig­i­nal CD and there­fore didn’t steal music.
 
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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/5296178 Vic­nan

    Oh dear. I’ve now got a rather dis­turb­ing image involv­ing the usage of “rub­ber trees” in my head.

    Hope you get bet­ter soon.

    PS: Aretha!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/5296178 Vic­nan

    Oh dear. I’ve now got a rather dis­turb­ing image involv­ing the usage of “rub­ber trees” in my head.

    Hope you get bet­ter soon.

    PS: Aretha!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/621663 J Schnorng

    Ah, those anohnehs. Always can­not speak prop­ery. Funny, sia!

    Ok, going away now. Enjoy your metaphor­i­cal caves.

    Regards,
    J

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/621663 J Schnorng

    Ah, those anohnehs. Always can­not speak prop­ery. Funny, sia!

    Ok, going away now. Enjoy your metaphor­i­cal caves.

    Regards,
    J

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/577932 limegreen­spyda

    hai! *deep bow* totally for­give­able for one to link an anoh-san with rub­ber trees.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/577932 limegreen­spyda

    hai! *deep bow* totally for­give­able for one to link an anoh-san with rub­ber trees.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7626884 Gabrielle

    eh is that u?? look a bit like triad boss :p

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7626884 Gabrielle

    eh is that u?? look a bit like triad boss :p

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7626884 Gabrielle

    er.. oops sorry must post 2nd time.. the prev com­ment was meant for the prev post..

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7626884 Gabrielle

    er.. oops sorry must post 2nd time.. the prev com­ment was meant for the prev post..

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3951767 pow­er­puff

    looks so young.…I pre­fer the rug­gard ver­sion of the present

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3951767 pow­er­puff

    looks so young.…I pre­fer the rug­gard ver­sion of the present

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