iTunes’ party shuf­fle is play­ing a copy of: Bonde — Ali Farka Toure with Ry Cooder — Talk­ing Tim­buktu, of which I have the orig­i­nal CD and there­fore didn’t steal music.

Some angry young woman thinks I look vaguely gay on TV, and I wasn’t even hav­ing a dou­ble mac or an Orange Mocha Frappucino.


3) The only Blog­ger who claimed to address social issue [sic] looked sus­pi­ciously like a recluse.
4) Not only that, he looked vaguely gay.


In the post imme­di­ately prior, she’s just watched that Get Rea! episode and she’s very riled up by what she sees and hears, much like how other angry young women get very, very riled up when they watch Sin­ga­pore Idol because the judges are so stu­pid and gay and the con­tes­tants so untal­ented how dare they even audi­tion for the show et cetera ad nauseum.


···Yes, blog­ging in Sin­ga­pura is a dis­ap­point­ment. Even the more well-known blogs here are noth­ing but a big fat flop. All they do is ram­ble about their per­sonal lives, which to me, is all wrong. Nobody wants to hear the brain-numbing details. Some­times, I’m tempted to sim­ply take down my photo log because it dan­ger­ously adds per­son­al­ity to this blog. It makes it more human. Wouldn’t it be bet­ter over­all if I was blog­ging with­out a face? If I had no human per­son­al­ity attached to me? I would be noth­ing but a voice. Some­how, I sus­pect that putting up my pic­tures attracts trolls. They’re able to attach a face to a voice, and face it, trolls are usu­ally so stu­pid they can’t iden­tify a voice with­out a face.


Luvvie, it’s a teevee show, and it’s called Get Rea! They shoulda inter­viewed you instead, because you have more of an agenda than any­thing I’d ever be able to muster. But what to do? I min­gle with the glit­terati and Diana Ser has my mobile number.


···Another Blog­ger told us that the qual­ity of blog­ging here is seri­ously bad. Tell me some­thing I don’t know, mis­ter. And why didn’t he share his blog address? I’m curi­ous to see how hot shot a social com­men­ta­tor he is.


Be curi­ous no more, for I am not a com­men­ta­tor of any sort. And I tried my darn­d­est to ‘share my blog address’, but it just so hap­pened that the show had peo­ple called pro­duc­ers to edit the one hour inter­view and left the impor­tant bit out. For social com­men­tary, go to Mr Brown’s. He’s well-known, big and a lit­tle fat (my age liao mah), but def­i­nitely no flop by any measure.

Still, thank you. Bet­ter to look vaguely gay than vaguely straight. Orange Mocha Frap­pu­cino for everyone!

(Nabeh… simi recluse? I have lotsa friends ok?)

 
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4740551 Inar­tic­u­late

    The wrist watch which is dis­played on your blog pic­ture? About Me?

    Lit­tle pic­tures inter­est me at times, gets me think­ing about wat was the main mes­sasge being con­veyed. A watch can sym­bol­ise a dead­line, sim­i­larly a watch can also sym­bol­ise a char­ac­ter who is prone to being urgent in every­thing he/she does. So.. I was curi­ous. :D

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4740551 Inar­tic­u­late

    The wrist watch which is dis­played on your blog pic­ture? About Me?

    Lit­tle pic­tures inter­est me at times, gets me think­ing about wat was the main mes­sasge being con­veyed. A watch can sym­bol­ise a dead­line, sim­i­larly a watch can also sym­bol­ise a char­ac­ter who is prone to being urgent in every­thing he/she does. So.. I was curi­ous. :D

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Oh, that watch. I was bored and took a pic­ture of it. You’ll notice I wear my watch on my right wrist. It was a strug­gle oper­at­ing the cam­era with the left hand. I shall now attribute your mean­ings to the pic­ture though!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Oh, that watch. I was bored and took a pic­ture of it. You’ll notice I wear my watch on my right wrist. It was a strug­gle oper­at­ing the cam­era with the left hand. I shall now attribute your mean­ings to the pic­ture though!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1643887 happy_boi

    i think you look wise on teeveee

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1643887 happy_boi

    i think you look wise on teeveee

  • Anony­mous

    i declare the ‘war’ over.… guy guys time to get on with your lives, read our blogs and voyuer on (not a gram­mar mis­take, i do mean voyuer). and does any1 have the .avi for “get rea!” ? can’t catch it cos not home lah… ivan

  • Anony­mous

    i declare the ‘war’ over.… guy guys time to get on with your lives, read our blogs and voyuer on (not a gram­mar mis­take, i do mean voyuer). and does any1 have the .avi for “get rea!” ? can’t catch it cos not home lah… ivan

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/837462 Re-minisce

    hey cool. can you do that in the mid­dle east too?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/837462 Re-minisce

    hey cool. can you do that in the mid­dle east too?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/5452822 moggy

    Like your blogsite.It’s very witty.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/5452822 moggy

    Like your blogsite.It’s very witty.

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