iTunes’ party shuf­fle is play­ing: If We Never Meet Again — KD Lang/Tony Ben­nett — A Won­der­ful World

If I weren’t self-employed, I’d be blog­ging about how nasty work is, how I work with idiots, and how my bosses couldn’t tell a mar­ket­ing plan from a block of flats.

But I don’t have the priv­i­lege of being in that sit­u­a­tion, so I can’t blog about it. Instead, I’ll yab­ber on about how I enjoyed an extremely hedo­nis­tic week­end that was so unre­lent­ing I had to neglect writ­ing entries here for two whole days.

There is a tinge of guilt as I write this. The wife lan­guished at home over the week­end while I went out and par­tied, spent an inor­di­nate amount of time with one par­tic­u­lar girl, got drunk, danced till my kneecaps swelled, and then spent Sun­day arvo recov­er­ing on Orchard Road play­ing Scrab­ble with the same said girl.

A friend asked why I was rub­bing my knees,

‘Heh, why pain ah? Car­pet burn ah?’.

Went club­bing lah’.

Yeah, right’.

I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing if my friends would rather believe I was hav­ing sex more than they’d believe I went clubbing.


Cof­fee Bean, Tea Leaf and Scrab­ble set

 
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/597200 Cow­boy Caleb

    this girl, you be dat­ing her — yes????

    Why do you play scrab­ble with her? I bet you beat her hands down, bums up.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/597200 Cow­boy Caleb

    this girl, you be dat­ing her — yes????

    Why do you play scrab­ble with her? I bet you beat her hands down, bums up.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    I’ve lost every sin­gle game I’ve played so far. And no, I am not be dat­ing her. Things are never as they seem, nor should be.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    I’ve lost every sin­gle game I’ve played so far. And no, I am not be dat­ing her. Things are never as they seem, nor should be.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2124653 cour marly

    Is that a cup of Sun­rise I see? Mmmm.…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2124653 cour marly

    Is that a cup of Sun­rise I see? Mmmm.…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3951767 pow­er­puff

    is your ‘wife’ really your real wife/gf?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3951767 pow­er­puff

    sun­rise is my fav too

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3951767 pow­er­puff

    is your ‘wife’ really your real wife/gf?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3951767 pow­er­puff

    sun­rise is my fav too

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yes, that is a Sun­rise. Kids’ Edi­tion.
    And why shouldn’t the wife really be my wife? How rude.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yes, that is a Sun­rise. Kids’ Edi­tion.
    And why shouldn’t the wife really be my wife? How rude.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3838281 Mezz

    It’s an extremely open rela­tion­ship, pow­er­puff. *wink* It makes life a whole lot easier.…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3838281 Mezz

    It’s an extremely open rela­tion­ship, pow­er­puff. *wink* It makes life a whole lot easier.…

  • Anony­mous

    I can never find any­one to play scrab­ble with me except for the yahoo online version.

  • Anony­mous

    I can never find any­one to play scrab­ble with me except for the yahoo online version.

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