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This week, the one true love said, ‘when I get into the money, I’m gonna get a tat­too of a snake, maybe some­where on my ankle’.

I have a tat­too on my arm, a tribal-like thingie of a dragon, in black, but which is now so faded that peo­ple think I got it a long time ago.

I got the tatt done three years ago now, back when Karen and I spent every wak­ing moment together. We were brows­ing around Queensway Shop­ping Cen­tre look­ing for a cheap pair of san­dals, as one does when one is there, and we walked past the tat­too par­lour on the third floor. This was no ‘mod­ern’ tat­too par­lour, like the ones you’d see on Orchard Road and there­abouts. This was a Hokkien-speaking, chain-smoking, Kuan-Yin-Goddess-of-Mercy-tattoo-special-discount, simi-si-Celtic-design tat­too parlour.

Karen said, ‘Hey, let’s each get one’, while I looked at the sec­ond hand mobile phones in the adja­cent shop win­dow. Next thing I know, she leads me into the tat­too par­lour and pores through the clear folder of designs. Next thing I know, she picks a dragon and says ‘let’s get this one’. Next thing I know, I’m sit­ting on a chair in pain and there’s blood flow­ing down my right arm.

The tat­too ‘artist’ com­ments in Hokkien that I bleed unusu­ally pro­fusely and says he has to use extra ink. Or some­thing. At the other end of the par­lour, Karen is going ‘Ow, fuck! Dammit! It didn’t hurt so much the last time. Fuck!’.

Half a box of kleenex later, we leave the par­lour with blood­shot eyes and sport iden­ti­cal ban­dages which we lift and peek into every now and again on the way home, as if to check if the ink’s run. Her ban­dage is just below and to the left of her belly but­ton, while mine’s on my right arm.

So, Karen and I have the same dragon tat­too. Much like how some peo­ple close to each other have same rings, except it’s a bit harder to take off a tat­too. I don’t attribute any other spe­cial mean­ing to that. I am just too open to suggestion.


Puff the Friv­o­lous Dragon

 
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4377512 Kevin

    Wah, your dragon is nice man! Very mys­ti­cal, not like the cina ‘angkong’ type. Ever got ah beng jio u one-on-one?

    I found a few tribal dragon & scor­pion designs on the net, tot of using them as designs behind my mobile, but tot bet­ter of it. Wait kena ‘jio’…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4377512 Kevin

    Wah, your dragon is nice man! Very mys­ti­cal, not like the cina ‘angkong’ type. Ever got ah beng jio u one-on-one?

    I found a few tribal dragon & scor­pion designs on the net, tot of using them as designs behind my mobile, but tot bet­ter of it. Wait kena ‘jio’…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3165535 Lit­tle Miss Drinkalot

    How about a rose on the butt cheek? Hee hee hee.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3165535 Lit­tle Miss Drinkalot

    How about a rose on the butt cheek? Hee hee hee.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1605658 FF

    Egad, do all tat­toos fade that much after three years??

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1605658 FF

    Egad, do all tat­toos fade that much after three years??

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yes, Kevin, got Ah Beng jio me one-on-one because lim peh ang kong sibeh fierce. And yes, a rose sounds appeal­ing. And yes, tat­toos fade. You’ve seen the old aun­ties with the faded eye­brow tat­toos what.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yes, Kevin, got Ah Beng jio me one-on-one because lim peh ang kong sibeh fierce. And yes, a rose sounds appeal­ing. And yes, tat­toos fade. You’ve seen the old aun­ties with the faded eye­brow tat­toos what.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3852059 lit­tle­cart­noo­dles

    Coooool … a bit Maori-looking too. (Ok, I know drag­ons don’t fea­ture much in Maori folklore)

    The prob­lem with us Chi­nese guys is there is a very fine line between look­ing cool and look­ing Beng/Drug Addict, when it comes to tat­toos, facial hair, coloured hair etc. It’s so easy for Malay and Indian guys to get the surfer dude look, but for us one wrong move = char kway teow stall helper …

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3852059 lit­tle­cart­noo­dles

    Coooool … a bit Maori-looking too. (Ok, I know drag­ons don’t fea­ture much in Maori folklore)

    The prob­lem with us Chi­nese guys is there is a very fine line between look­ing cool and look­ing Beng/Drug Addict, when it comes to tat­toos, facial hair, coloured hair etc. It’s so easy for Malay and Indian guys to get the surfer dude look, but for us one wrong move = char kway teow stall helper …

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yes, when only the lower half of my tat­too is show­ing, I kid peo­ple that it is the Air New Zealand logo. Sad thing is, they take that seri­ously. Po karekare ana!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yes, when only the lower half of my tat­too is show­ing, I kid peo­ple that it is the Air New Zealand logo. Sad thing is, they take that seri­ously. Po karekare ana!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/597200 Cow­boy Caleb

    fuh­hhh you so darn gangster.…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/597200 Cow­boy Caleb

    fuh­hhh you so darn gangster.…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3838281 Mezz

    I got my zodiac tat­too when I was 22 and my dad didn’t speak to me for a month. He thought I had joined the secret soci­ety. *ahem*

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3838281 Mezz

    I got my zodiac tat­too when I was 22 and my dad didn’t speak to me for a month. He thought I had joined the secret soci­ety. *ahem*

  • Anony­mous

    Nice tat­too. My mom then my bf objected me hav­ing a tat­too… Then later I decided that I don’t want one fad­ing on my sag­ging skin.

  • Anony­mous

    Nice tat­too. My mom then my bf objected me hav­ing a tat­too… Then later I decided that I don’t want one fad­ing on my sag­ging skin.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4512465 miss diva

    any­one can advise where’s a gd spot to have a tatoo on –some place we our skin wont sag pref. and mayb dis­guised at times?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4512465 miss diva

    any­one can advise where’s a gd spot to have a tatoo on –some place we our skin wont sag pref. and mayb dis­guised at times?

  • Anony­mous

    nice angkong, how much did it cost you?

  • Anony­mous

    nice angkong, how much did it cost you?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    $80

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    $80

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