iTunes’ party shuf­fle is play­ing: Seven Lit­tle Indi­ans — John Hiatt — Stolen Moments

So Steph Song calls again ask­ing what I’m up to and I tell her I’m work­ing. She says why are you always work­ing when I call. I say because I need money for food, fuel and women.

Steph Song for­gets the last two sen­tences I’ve said and says, hey are you free for cof­fee or lunch now, and I get annoyed and say I am work­ing. She says you are always work­ing you must have a lot of money now.

Steph Song says she’s been busy too, work­ing and get­ting con­tacts from her Canadic agent in Cana­dia, and is short­listed for some Van Damm movie to be made there. I say hey I didn’t know Jean Claude Damn Dumb still made movies. In Cana­dia some more.

My ABC mag­net is work­ing strong today because I later bump into Jimmy at the Vil­lage. Jimmy is Japan­ese Amer­i­can, so tech­ni­cally he’s not ABC. Men­tally, he’s not Jap-American either. He raps, hips and hops and breaks dances and talks the street talk like he’s some brother with the slanty eyes. But any­way, he’s foreign.

Jimmy says he’s been sud­denly busy with sev­eral call­backs, and may get a gig to go to Bei­jing which he says, man, he’ll take it, cos things have been lean, bro.

I say to him, James, my man, take every­thing that comes, bro.

He says yeah man, I been teach­ing kung fu and shit, and I’m like ok with it as long as they don’t make me explain shit, bro.

I say ha ha, that’s right bro, what about CJ (ABC), he’s gotta dress in drag for that play?

Yeah man, I saw the poster, and I called him and I said Bro, you is one argly woman, maaaan!


Some­times Miss Song gives me the finger.

 
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3165535 Lit­tle Miss Drinkalot

    Is she going to be casted as the damsel in dis­tress who only knows how to scream and wait to be rescued?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3165535 Lit­tle Miss Drinkalot

    Is she going to be casted as the damsel in dis­tress who only knows how to scream and wait to be rescued?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    No lah. That role’s reserved for bustier and younger chicks. She’s prob­a­bly the side­kick that kenah kicked, then screams for help, but help comes too late, then she dies.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    No lah. That role’s reserved for bustier and younger chicks. She’s prob­a­bly the side­kick that kenah kicked, then screams for help, but help comes too late, then she dies.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2124653 cour marly

    Oh that Steph. Such a kidder.

    Fas­ci­nat­ing gos­sip, how do you find such stuff!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2124653 cour marly

    Oh that Steph. Such a kidder.

    Fas­ci­nat­ing gos­sip, how do you find such stuff!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Horses have mouths, Miss Marly, horses have mouths.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Horses have mouths, Miss Marly, horses have mouths.

  • Anony­mous

    Which play is that? Pri­vate Parts?

  • Anony­mous

    Which play is that? Pri­vate Parts?

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